Mighty Doctors of chan please shine your lights on my condition. It started with 3 red dots exactly 1 month ago...

chicken pox

afaik there is little else that will make you itch that bad and it's to help spread it across your skin quickly
prepare to be covered in scabs if you scratch them off
try to leave it alone
if you have oatmeal take an oatmeal bath a few times, get some sleep
it sucks but it goes away in a few days
I had it when I was a child, shitsux

those blotches are far to big and flat to be chickenpox.
most likely contact dermatitis from interaction with something hes allergic to.

tiny penis. we can see the shadow of the tip on your upper left thigh. nice try hiding it though, but no one thinks that pasted image is justified to hide your tiny baby dick. faggot.

That ringworm, nigga. Drink dettol twice daily, should clear up in a week

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nobody else was trying to figure out how big his dick was except you faggot

no one else had the balls to admit it, but you looked. double-faggot.

bro you might have syphilis

You have Necrotising fasciitis look it up it's pretty gnarly ha but seriously you're going to die

D reveal? For answer.