There's blood when i wipe, did i catch the gay?

nigger, how hard are you wiping your ass?

Nice dubs?
Did you happen to eat aprox 3.5lbs of peanuts while baked af yesterday?

Can anal bleeding be caused by half-chewed peanuts getting stuck to my sphincter on the way out, i can feel then when i clinch my ass?

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You got da 'roids......

that's blood from external wound
probably hemorrhoids

Blood is bright red so it's from the end of your digestive tract. The most likely scenario since you're on Yas Forums is that you were sitting so long on your fat fucking ass your boi pucci got a hemorrhoid. Refer to this anime to learn more.

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Eat lots of fibre fruits and vegetables
>”inb4 I’m a diabetes kinda guy fuck that”
Just do it

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not that I am aware of. just from doing too big of a shit, pushing too hard are wiping too hard/much.

No peanuts don’t cause anal fissure

push it TO THE LIMIT

Yes, you caught the gay