There's blood when i wipe, did i catch the gay?

There's blood when i wipe, did i catch the gay?

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bowel cancer bro... rip

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Anal fissure

Can those be caused by eating peanuts?

big time OP

Is it reversable?

Same op

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only if you wear a butt plug for 2 weeks straight

you're good my man. just go easy on her with the wiping and she should be fine in a couple days.

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nigger, how hard are you wiping your ass?

Nice dubs?
Did you happen to eat aprox 3.5lbs of peanuts while baked af yesterday?

Can anal bleeding be caused by half-chewed peanuts getting stuck to my sphincter on the way out, i can feel then when i clinch my ass?

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You got da 'roids......

that's blood from external wound
probably hemorrhoids

Blood is bright red so it's from the end of your digestive tract. The most likely scenario since you're on Yas Forums is that you were sitting so long on your fat fucking ass your boi pucci got a hemorrhoid. Refer to this anime to learn more.

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Eat lots of fibre fruits and vegetables
>”inb4 I’m a diabetes kinda guy fuck that”
Just do it

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not that I am aware of. just from doing too big of a shit, pushing too hard are wiping too hard/much.

No peanuts don’t cause anal fissure

push it TO THE LIMIT

Yes, you caught the gay

It's not, the blood is pissed with shit. Anal fissure is blood without shit like this .

Do it like everyone in first world and go to a doctor if this happens more than once a year.

I also take shits with blood in them, but I've had hemorrhoids for years so I'm pretty confident that's all it is.

So there's No chance the peanut bits stuck in my asshole are puncturing it?

It is bad tho?
About 10 Times a year i eat to many peanuts and this happens

No

you probably have hemorrhoids, consult a medical professional about fixing them

also quit sitting on you ass all the time, its how they develop.

You probably have hemmeroids, or if you're unlucky like in my case IBS, do you live an unhealthy lifestyle OP, like junkfood, not working out, bad sleeping habits? This could be a sign.

Unless you’re in denial about spreading cheeks for extra cash . . .

I ate more than 3 LBS of chilipowdered peanuts yesterday.
But im not sure the bleeding is from the chilli or the peanut bits stuck in my asshole. Like i can feel Them even now, like 40min after taking a shit

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Are you eating the shells too?

>chilipowdered peanuts
>chili
Do you eat allot of chili? It could be a contributor to your blood, it might be the first signs of IBS. Before I was diagnosed, I used to eat allot of chili.