Don't do it
Trips decide how I kill myself. Nothing too painful please
DIE BY FUCKIN SPAGHETTIOS
fake your death
go on a killing spree
DEATH BY SPAGHETTIOS GOD FUCKING DAMNIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
shamelessly go out and force yourself to talk with and meet hot girls. Good strategy is wait until close of bar.. if you haven't got poon by then, women don't like to go home alone. Then die from fucking too much poon! maybe an untreated Std. maybe deplete yourself so much that you get some dose that you can't recover from , or get married and after some years start fucking tons of tenders on the side and end up either getting shot and killed by your slut wife, or by a jealous husband or boyfriend. BUT NEVER KILL YOURSELF!!!!
You beat millions of sperm to partake in this orgy of life... now ORGY!
bloodrocution
Shotgun up the A hole
C'mon user. Just a bad day bro. When you've got nothing to lose besides your life. Might as well start another one. Unless you're a murderer.
try to self suck and die from neck and rib injuries
> tfw meme gods don't want death by spaghettios