Trips decide how I kill myself. Nothing too painful please

Trips decide how I kill myself. Nothing too painful please.

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self-immolation

For the record too painful. Anything under 10 seconds. Will live stream. Not bullshiting

based, self immolation

ok, self-immolation after self-castration

Inject bleach.

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inject tide pods into veins till death

I am okay with self injection I'm a homeless addict. Continue on anons I pray for kindness on trips but I will obey the poster.

jack off till ya die via heart boom my good king

old age

dont there is too much to live for, life is a gift you can always make it better

Carrier bag over the head

die

accidental cumshot

spaghettios

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rope

shoe on head

Epoxy your asshole shut

Traditional harakiri

Don't do it

DIE BY FUCKIN SPAGHETTIOS

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fake your death

go on a killing spree

DEATH BY SPAGHETTIOS GOD FUCKING DAMNIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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shamelessly go out and force yourself to talk with and meet hot girls. Good strategy is wait until close of bar.. if you haven't got poon by then, women don't like to go home alone. Then die from fucking too much poon! maybe an untreated Std. maybe deplete yourself so much that you get some dose that you can't recover from , or get married and after some years start fucking tons of tenders on the side and end up either getting shot and killed by your slut wife, or by a jealous husband or boyfriend. BUT NEVER KILL YOURSELF!!!!

You beat millions of sperm to partake in this orgy of life... now ORGY!

bloodrocution

Shotgun up the A hole

C'mon user. Just a bad day bro. When you've got nothing to lose besides your life. Might as well start another one. Unless you're a murderer.

try to self suck and die from neck and rib injuries

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> tfw meme gods don't want death by spaghettios

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Snap your own neck, boiiiii

Hanging. Simple but sweet.

pls...
death by spaghettios...
pls...

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Cover yourself in napalm and light fire by shooting yourself in the stomach so it you'll have a chance of burning your insides too.

gunshot to the temple while smiling

DEATH
SPAGHETTIOS
DEATH
GHETTIOS
SPA
GHETTIO DEATHIO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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reroll

Holy shit what the fuck did I just write