My understanding of lava is that since it's still rock, you won't really sink into it and die immediately. You'll just burn on top.
All OP's gotta do is manage to obtain a gigantic barrel of acid and get it out into the middle of a swamp without a vehicle that could be easily found.
Honestly your easiest method is going to be building a gigantic fire pile, setting it on fire, and then climb up to the top and do a heroic amount of heroine so that you die painlessly before the fire gets to you.
Buy a bunch of cats or just befriend a bunch, then when you die theyll eat you, your bone will be left, but idk if you count those too. But I would just keep living bro, life is worth it, its all you got. Ever gotten high off an edible or shrooms? Would recommend, but then again, its your life, you can choose to live or end it in any way you want, cheers
Watch life coaching videos.
Even if they are not good.
Get good nutrition. Probably supplements like vitamins.
Cut bad behaviors, like Alkohol. Smoking. Or drugs.
Start to work out.
Find a passion. Get into communitys. Doesn't matter if church, art or a hobby.
Get communicative.
Start to work. Doesn't matter what kind of job. Just that you higher your value in your own mindset.
You'll find a woman then sooner or later.
But she is a nice + not your main goal / world.
Thank me later user.
Hire a cheap boat and as far offshore as you can. Strap on some weights and walk the plank. Scuttle the boat too so it won't be spotted.
Go to Florida, to some swamp or something with gators and stuff. Strip nude, shoot yourself in the head with a shotgun as you stand at the edge of a pond. Let them feast.
I'm not sure if there's one near you, but a steelworks would be very effective. If you were to jump into a vat of molten iron there, you would be combusted and utterly vapourised before you even touched the surface.
You don't need to die to "leave the universe". The universe is all in your head. Why can't you commit ego suicide? Just do whatever the fuck you want to do with no care in the world. I mean you're gonna die anyways right?
if you destroy your corpse I will recreate it from cloth and abuse it daily until I die a rotten corpse wrapped around your at that point picture perfect sexdoll copy, both of us covered in cum and blood
Reading all these comments makes me already feel somewhat better knowing ppl are actually talking to me/caring.
Since I don't go out I spent my whole free time surfing and even watching some of that stuff but its way too late. I've spent the first 20yrs as douchebag outcast not knowing much about the world.
If someone knows Boogie2988, I'm a similar example.