Suicide with body dissolution? I don't wanna leave a corpse that could be abused

Suicide with body dissolution? I don't wanna leave a corpse that could be abused.
My best idea would be a thermonuclear explosion that atomizes me within less than a second. Painless and fast.

Pls only helpful answers. I was abused all my life by paranoid people and have spent the last 9 years in complete isolation as shut in. 30+ kissless virgin with no friends and money.

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Are you saying that you want to detonate an atomic weapon as a form of suicide? Nigga you crazy.

How do you know that you won't actually gain superpowers, making you immortal in the process of thermonuclear explosion?

>fill huge bucket with hydrofluoric acid
>bring to middle of swamp
>shoot self with shotgun
>make sure you angle it so you can fall into bucket

No body. Rare chance of anyone finding the scene.

As crazy as it sounds, it can happen.

I wouldn't do it bc it's probably very expensive. I was rather thinking about getting killed by a nuclear test (if there are still any performed)

Also it's an example. I could also imagine jumping into a volcano crater or getting dissolved by an acid solution etc...

When you say abused do you mean by humans? If so then just go into the woods to do it. There is no shortage of animals waiting to clean up the mess and pick you into little bits. Especially if you find somewhere with crocs. Everyone is inside right now so less chance of someone stumbling across things

A vat of acid.

abused how?

Abused by humans yes. I don't wanna leave a rotten corpse.

I'm ready and happy to leave this fucking shithole universe once and for ever.

My understanding of lava is that since it's still rock, you won't really sink into it and die immediately. You'll just burn on top.

All OP's gotta do is manage to obtain a gigantic barrel of acid and get it out into the middle of a swamp without a vehicle that could be easily found.

Honestly your easiest method is going to be building a gigantic fire pile, setting it on fire, and then climb up to the top and do a heroic amount of heroine so that you die painlessly before the fire gets to you.

Buy a bunch of cats or just befriend a bunch, then when you die theyll eat you, your bone will be left, but idk if you count those too. But I would just keep living bro, life is worth it, its all you got. Ever gotten high off an edible or shrooms? Would recommend, but then again, its your life, you can choose to live or end it in any way you want, cheers

Watch life coaching videos.
Even if they are not good.
Get good nutrition. Probably supplements like vitamins.
Cut bad behaviors, like Alkohol. Smoking. Or drugs.
Start to work out.
Find a passion. Get into communitys. Doesn't matter if church, art or a hobby.
Get communicative.
Start to work. Doesn't matter what kind of job. Just that you higher your value in your own mindset.

You'll find a woman then sooner or later.
But she is a nice + not your main goal / world.

Thank me later user.

Hire a cheap boat and as far offshore as you can. Strap on some weights and walk the plank. Scuttle the boat too so it won't be spotted.

Go to Florida, to some swamp or something with gators and stuff. Strip nude, shoot yourself in the head with a shotgun as you stand at the edge of a pond. Let them feast.

I'm not sure if there's one near you, but a steelworks would be very effective. If you were to jump into a vat of molten iron there, you would be combusted and utterly vapourised before you even touched the surface.

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You don't need to die to "leave the universe". The universe is all in your head. Why can't you commit ego suicide? Just do whatever the fuck you want to do with no care in the world. I mean you're gonna die anyways right?

if you destroy your corpse I will recreate it from cloth and abuse it daily until I die a rotten corpse wrapped around your at that point picture perfect sexdoll copy, both of us covered in cum and blood

Reading all these comments makes me already feel somewhat better knowing ppl are actually talking to me/caring.

Since I don't go out I spent my whole free time surfing and even watching some of that stuff but its way too late. I've spent the first 20yrs as douchebag outcast not knowing much about the world.
If someone knows Boogie2988, I'm a similar example.

Bullshit

I know what you mean. But what should I do without resources? Id have to work to get some money that I'd have to spend for food/ rent/ bills etc. There won't be much left for fun.

Starting to rob/rape/kill etc won't last long and will end up bad as well.

If you need inspiration for a hobby, I found that thinking back to what I enjoyed as a kid still applied to my adult life.
I enjoyed wood carving, home chemistry, nature walks, archery, and fossil hunting. So when I found myself in a NEET position and I needed to unwind, I tried those things. And lo and behold they're still enjoyable to me.

All sorts of shit loans that you should only take if you're on the verge of suicide.

Thanks. It's probably better than the volcano. I've seen stuff being thrown into a crater and it slowly burnt without even drowning into the lava.

>fill huge bucket with hydrofluoric acid
Slightly impractical.

>All OP's gotta do is manage to obtain a gigantic barrel of acid and get it out into the middle of a swamp without a vehicle that could be easily found.
yeah.

An easier solution: find a pig farm, climb naked into pig lot and take a bunch of opiates and knock yourself out. You don't even need to OD, Pigs clean up the mess, all that's left is however you got to the farm and your clothes and sleepy pig or two.

Get a job as janitor on a boat, then shoot yourself in the face. The crew will have to throw your body in the ocean.

Do you live in the US?
If so you have access to tannerite.
No need for nukes if you just want to be turned into mist.

....
You know that you would just catch on fire and the heat would kill you slowly over about two minutes?
You actually end up floating on top as you are less dense
6 people have survived being dropped in
Of known cases that is around 80% survival

I have a job, a gf, i don't do drug, i got over my alcoholism, i have friends, and i work as a party organizer, and i still want to kill myself.

You have no idea what you're talking about. Depression is being sad/desperate even when there is no cause.

just apply for government things. or hitchhike across the country. Shoplift. Whats the worst that can happen, a few days in jail? No problem, you'll be out in no time. but most likely you won't get caught if you just swipe some food. You need to step outside the rule based system you're used to following.

Depression is for pussies

>killing youreself with thermonuclear explosion

why didnt I think of that.

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Take drugs. Psychadelics. Take loads of fucking psychadelics. Nothing to lose right?

Sounds fun man.
As kid I was happy living inside that illusion bubble until puberty hit me and left me on the left.

How do you plan to acquire a nuclear bomb?

get one of these pic related and turn yourself into compost

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