Your son comes out as gay

>Your son comes out as gay
How do you react?

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Ask if he’s pitching, catching or a switch

Pitching?
Don’t care, have fun and wrap it

Catching?
Treat him like a girl, and practically shoot any potential suitors

Switch?
Tell him to have fun, or knife the suitor depending if it’s a bottom or a top

You will marry little Susie next door, and that will be the end of it!

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Ok faggot

Fuck his little faggy twink asshole until he turns straight

this guy gets it.
Well you're going to marry a chick. Don't give a fuck...

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Son
Are not gay
No
Are straight

I'd use it to my advantage to get some 18yo pussy. Highschool/College girls love to be friends with gay guys. Such a cool "progessive" dad like me will make their cunts gush

Brilliant

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fantastic, he wont have any kids that will cost me a fortune

normal gay - be honest. tell him that i am disappointed. slowly distance myself from him basically shut him out of my life. love my other normal children even more.
flaming faggot - disappear him

Send his ass to a concentration camp and make him regret every decision he ever made leading up to that point

Fuck him in the ass, just like always. Ain’t nothin changed.

What if your other child is a lesbian?

I wouldnt care. Having sex for him would be so much easier, especially when inheriting my autism it would be the easy way out. It's way easier for gay guys to have sex or relationships, good for him.
Being straight is a curse.

normal lesbian - be honest. tell her that i am disappointed. slowly distance myself from her basically shut her out of my life. love my other normal children even more.
dyke - disappear her

Fuck him right in the boypussy.

Have a silly time 3 way with them

You idiot, I'm saying if you have 2 children, one is gay, one is lesbian.
Then you have no other children to love more, so now what?

i wont hate the kid but i would bully the fuck out of him for laughs lol

disappear them and their mother. then fake my own death and start a new life somewhere where there is no pro homo agenda.

So, Mars then?

Why your wife? Where are you from?

I would bully him until he realizes that being straight is way cooler

Take him to a glory hole, pull his pants down and hold his butt against the hole while strangers dump loads in to him raw until he agrees to not be gay.

nah. plenty of places here on earth.
because id partly blame her. what does it matter?

"Son, when you first said you wanted to become a professional fudge packer, I knew you'd follow through. So why don't you go take one up the ass for your old man's sake!"

I'd be proud of my son. I'd tell the guys at work so they would know that I'm progressive and open-minded. I'd tell them how fast my boy can make a man cum and how much he loves cock (even black cock) and the taste of cum and the feeling of it dripping out of his anus.

Only have daughters, so it would be a girl claiming to be a boy fucking other boys. So i guesd shes straight. I dont know. Kill em i guess. With kindness and support that is.

Hide in the closet and watch

So free twink?