Your son comes out as gay

>Your son comes out as gay
How do you react?

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Ask if he’s pitching, catching or a switch

Pitching?
Don’t care, have fun and wrap it

Catching?
Treat him like a girl, and practically shoot any potential suitors

Switch?
Tell him to have fun, or knife the suitor depending if it’s a bottom or a top

You will marry little Susie next door, and that will be the end of it!

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Ok faggot

Fuck his little faggy twink asshole until he turns straight

this guy gets it.
Well you're going to marry a chick. Don't give a fuck...

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Son
Are not gay
No
Are straight

I'd use it to my advantage to get some 18yo pussy. Highschool/College girls love to be friends with gay guys. Such a cool "progessive" dad like me will make their cunts gush

Brilliant

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