I am an airport security screener. Ask me anything

I am an airport security screener. Ask me anything.

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Are you an asshole in your personal life too?

How many of your coworkers have tested covid positive?

Can you describe the most invasive types of body searches being conducted?

I try not to be. Nor at work, nor in my personal life.
To this day, 0.
Depends. For me, the most invasive are the ones on kids. I feel that is really wrong doing that and it's really really invasive.
Otherwise, it's pretty normal to have people strip in a private room if we think they hide something or can't be searched in front of other people. Like if they have something hidden in their underwear. Which is more common than you think.

WTF are they hiding in their drawers? kek

What's the most amount of dicks that have been inside you at the same time

What's the quickest way to get fisted?

How much of your job is stopping terrorist vs groping people.

So if there's suspicion that someone has prohibited items, they may have to get fully nude in front of others?

Do they gotta spread them cheeks and cough?