How many times a day do you shit?

More fiber in your diet.

Thanks :)

That's a myth, fiber is what causes constipation.

2-4 times/day

1-2 times
How do you faggots clean yourself after it

once a week

Old toothbrush.
Scrub that shit

Shitting more than once a day is fucking ridiculous.

changed my diet recently and i haven't shit in a couple of days. i got this fruit based laxative stuff, but it's basically just a packet of raisins compressed down into a lump. i've eaten some but i still feel bad. wat do

no i do not have access to a pressure hose

0.9 times per day