How many times a day do you shit?

I’m wondering if I’m undiagnosed IBS, I usually turd 2-3 times per day but sometimes 5-6 times. It’s been better since I started taking probiotics but after certain foods / excessive beer I have to dump a lot more.

Lately? like 4-5 I have no idea what the fuck is going on for the past few months before that I was a 2 a day man.

Well I’ve been taking one imodium, it’s helped a lot. I used to be a scrawny fuck and now I’m hovering around 195

0.5 times per day

You could do a coffee enema

..but that's extreme. You should drink lots of water, and eat some ridiculously hot sauce if you have it, maybe stick to a fruit a veg diet till you shit

Prolonged feeling of constipation can be bad, sometimes fatal. My appendix burst ome time and I felt like I was constipated.. I nearly died before finally giving up the hope of shitting, and going to the hospital

Wipe, wash with water, wipe again
Actually have a cringe story about it

>Be me, in uni 4 years ago
>Need to shit
>Enter small bathroom that consists of 2 rooms split by a door, 1 room has 2 sinks, other has 2 toilet stalls
>Go into a stall, cantshit unless I am completly naked
>Leave only boots on
>Take a shit
>Diarrhea.jpg
>Can't wipe the shit off completely with just paper
>Wait and be sure there's no one else around
>Open stall door, peek, seems clear
>Waddle in a retarded crab walk to the other room to drench some toilet paper in water at the sinks
>Drench the TP
>Someone starts opening the main door
>Rush back towards the stall
>Slip but barely catch myself, get back into my stall
>100% certain someone saw my shit covered ass waddling out of the room while holding a soaked toilet paper and almost falling down
>Hear doors close, pretty sure I scared them away
>Wait for 20 min then return to class

the sensation must be immense

drink some alcohol

Yeah, this helps if you've been an alco for a bit