So my mom just told me i'm being kicked out once i'm 19...

religion is a joke, and cant get a job because of stupid chink virus

When was the last time you had a job fucking centrist

closest thing i had to a job was working with my dad in construction

I didn't ask what the job was you mouth breather, I asked when was the last time you worked an actual paying job that gave a w2

Yeah you’re fucked. No education, no job and home. G’luck.

I took carpentry in high school, think that counts as education

Build yourself a big wooden dildo and fuck yourself with it to prepare for the real world, Jesús. Soon you'll be taking Tyrone's veiny member in a wendy's parking lot across from a nursing home

Hopefully you're not a fat fuck... best bet is you join the military...

Look mate, I was having fun taking the piss out of you but you seem to be genuinely in a shit situation, so listen closely if you want to avoid becoming a cock sucking crack whore.
1. Make amends with your mom. You are going to have to eat some humble pie in this regard. Just suck it up and do whatever it takes to unburn that bridge. She may still kick you out but you are definitely going to need her on your side for the next few years.
2. Go to church. I don't care how much your 18 year old carpentry dumbass has figured out the mysteries of the universe through google, just fucking show up for one hour a week, it's not hard. Maybe yoy could actually listen for once instead of assuming you know all the answers.
3. Stop drinking and doing drugs. For fucks sake just stop.
4. Try to actually get your life in order instead of just running from your problems.
5. Keep working. This step is forever. It's every day bro. But guess what? You have a roof, and electricity, and a family that loves you. There is dignity in hard work.

I genuinely hope you make it bro. Good luck on making the right choices. Again, DO NOT GO TO FUCKING FLORIDA.

Army mother fucker get to it!!