So my mom just told me i'm being kicked out once i'm 19...

So my mom just told me i'm being kicked out once i'm 19, i'm 18 without a job and planning on moving to the florida from the northeast, any tips on living alone/easy jobs?

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Make sure to get some job, any job, as that is better than being unemployed for a time. Find out where the local library is so you can use a computer to print. Get any cash you can right now.

Why the fuck would you want to move to that godforsaken state? Are you an atheist drug addicted criminal or something?

Is this practice reserved for white people or something? It’s like once you’re a certain age you’re deemed responsible to be educated and financial well-off to take on the world. Your parents suck. Should have been adopted by Mexicans

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How good r black parents?

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Going to Florida?

There's lots of old ladies down there who got that dead-husband money.

My next question is, how is your gag reflex in correlation to smells that resemble onions, fish and vinegar?

Apples and oranges, nigger. Why you comparing.

I'm hispanic
I have a girlfriend there

>implying he won’t become a lot lizard for truckers

Still better than California

White people are just sane enough to know when their kid is a fucking dud and needs to be ripped off the tit. Kid probably doesn't do his own laundry.

I do my own laundry, my mom only wants me gone because
A) I don't have a job
B) I don't conform to her religious son image

Doesn't Florida have enough derelicts?

Trust me user, stay in the north east near your family. Go to church and get a stable job. Do not go to Florida or your life will be significantly worse.

1. Get a job.
2. Become religious.

Suck cock in public toilets for cash, and take up smoking crack.

Join the military you lazy nigger

Well I hope she trained you to wash dishes and mow lawns while watching cuck porn bean nigger, because your girlfriend's meth mouth is gonna be wrapped around an old cuban cock when your unemployed ass comes her way with the last of your stimulus money

religion is a joke, and cant get a job because of stupid chink virus

When was the last time you had a job fucking centrist

closest thing i had to a job was working with my dad in construction

I didn't ask what the job was you mouth breather, I asked when was the last time you worked an actual paying job that gave a w2

Yeah you’re fucked. No education, no job and home. G’luck.

I took carpentry in high school, think that counts as education

Build yourself a big wooden dildo and fuck yourself with it to prepare for the real world, Jesús. Soon you'll be taking Tyrone's veiny member in a wendy's parking lot across from a nursing home

Hopefully you're not a fat fuck... best bet is you join the military...

Look mate, I was having fun taking the piss out of you but you seem to be genuinely in a shit situation, so listen closely if you want to avoid becoming a cock sucking crack whore.
1. Make amends with your mom. You are going to have to eat some humble pie in this regard. Just suck it up and do whatever it takes to unburn that bridge. She may still kick you out but you are definitely going to need her on your side for the next few years.
2. Go to church. I don't care how much your 18 year old carpentry dumbass has figured out the mysteries of the universe through google, just fucking show up for one hour a week, it's not hard. Maybe yoy could actually listen for once instead of assuming you know all the answers.
3. Stop drinking and doing drugs. For fucks sake just stop.
4. Try to actually get your life in order instead of just running from your problems.
5. Keep working. This step is forever. It's every day bro. But guess what? You have a roof, and electricity, and a family that loves you. There is dignity in hard work.

I genuinely hope you make it bro. Good luck on making the right choices. Again, DO NOT GO TO FUCKING FLORIDA.

Army mother fucker get to it!!

Yeah this but less faggoty. Go to your local church. You're barely young enough, but you have to try to pretend to be underage and suck the pastor's dick. Swallow his holy cum and he will help you convince your mother of your faithful change in heart.

Nigger, your best chance is working at McDonald’s. You think high school carpentry is going to lend you a real job? Enough to pay bills and to survive, and in Florida?