So what essential errands have you done for Coronavirus?

So what essential errands have you done for Coronavirus?

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Went to the gas station a few hours ago for beer, Doritos and a lotto ticket. Just the essentials.

On my end, pandemic gardening prep.

OP a fellow Lowesfag?

Mostly go shopping for alcohol, but I gotta get groceries tomorrow.

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To be more detailed, bought:

>Raised bed pre-fabs
>Straw (anti-weeds)
>Supports for the plants
>2 Sprinklers
>Covers (for like strawberries and such)
>Fuckton of soil
>Bindings for the plant supports

Yup, though I like both Lowes and Home Depot (they complement each other well). And in my case, they're literally right across from one another.

What do you like to get at Lowes?

a paycheck.

>bought an ar-15
>bought some legal weed at a dispensary
>drinkin beer
Quarantine life hasn’t been bad at all

XD fucking 49cent raise a year sucks dick fuck lowes

I go to my neighbors house once a day and fuck his wife while he is at work. he is a doctor.

Same.

Yup, it's a pretty shit job, but it pays the bills

The gun is good.

The penis is evil.

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10/10

bag of rice, seaweed chips and two packs of instant ramen. thats what asians eat isnt it?

...

Personally I prefer pasta and tea. My desserts are pizza and soda.

Lately, groceries, beer runs, liquor runs, pizza rinse, repeat

That'll teach that self-righteous fuck. I hope his wife dies of COVID-19 though.

sigh. fine. ill get those too.

Sleep

Doing shit around the house and garage, getting the garden ready, and working on refinishing my sailboat. Mind you, I'm still working so nothing's changed.

You a doctor?

Nope, welder.

>Shops at target because its a nicer experience

>Corona hits and store becomes slightly less gheto wallmart

all nigers are amune to corona you know.
"White mans disease"

>most of them are traveling in packs of 4 or more.

>none of them care about getting close to you at all.

>some bring 5 or more kids around

>some wear masks dispite being in a group of 6

>spend 10 minutes trying to dodge them just to get a god dam pillow

I haven't gone to a store in over a month. I order everything online and have it dropped at my door. Fuck going to the store, that shit is for poorfags.

marvin bitch here

print out a bunch of porn

If it were not for amazon 2 day shipping going away and boxes being anoying id buy everything online too.

I had sex with the gf's sister.
She moved in a week ago.
GF is still working..
Sister came out of shower with towel on.
I Forgot about my morning wood, she thought I was hard for her and I didn't stop her.

I'm going to keep fucking her..

I saw this coming and stocked up. I order things full well expecting them to be late but not late enough that I'll run out before they get here. Also ordering groceries with instacart and ordering schwans meals. Honestly might never go back to the grocery store again even once all this is over. Plus I live like 2 miles from an amazon warehouse, so my shit isn't really ever that late anyway.

Also, it should be noted that far more regular people own sailboats than richfags. My 17' boat cost 2500 with the trailer. It's old, but perfectly serviceable. Just needs paint, and some stain on the wood parts. The "sailboats are expensive" meme is only because people aren't willing to work on their boats.

I live life normally, because fuck this plandemic.