So what essential errands have you done for Coronavirus?

I had sex with the gf's sister.
She moved in a week ago.
GF is still working..
Sister came out of shower with towel on.
I Forgot about my morning wood, she thought I was hard for her and I didn't stop her.

I'm going to keep fucking her..

I saw this coming and stocked up. I order things full well expecting them to be late but not late enough that I'll run out before they get here. Also ordering groceries with instacart and ordering schwans meals. Honestly might never go back to the grocery store again even once all this is over. Plus I live like 2 miles from an amazon warehouse, so my shit isn't really ever that late anyway.

Also, it should be noted that far more regular people own sailboats than richfags. My 17' boat cost 2500 with the trailer. It's old, but perfectly serviceable. Just needs paint, and some stain on the wood parts. The "sailboats are expensive" meme is only because people aren't willing to work on their boats.

I live life normally, because fuck this plandemic.