Why this bitch had to bit the apple?

Attached: AD31AAE9-5896-452A-A827-A491A08157F5.jpg (1024x641, 92.46K)

because it's a very old jew fable that gullible people believe

(Part 1/2)
>Apple
Name a verse describing an apple. (Here is a hint: You can't.)

>Talking Snake
There is no indication that the Serpent was an actual snake. This description is more metaphorical. The word "serpent" is used to describe wicked people in the Bible. This can be seen where Jesus said “Behold, I send you forth as sheep in the midst of wolves: be ye therefore wise as serpents, and harmless as doves.” - Matthew 10:16

You'll note that Jesus called wicked men both wolves and serpents. Is he talking about literal beasts and animals here? Clearly not. So, we can very obviously see that the Bible uses the nature of animals to describe the behaviour of persons. You'll recognize in Revelation it says
“And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him.” - Revelation 12:9
Yet again we see Satan here referred to by several names. "The Great Dragon", that "Old Serpent", called "the Devil" and "Satan". But gee, I thought Satan was an Angel considering how he is described in other places in the Bible?

“Son of man, take up a lamentation upon the king of Tyrus, and say unto him, Thus saith the Lord GOD; Thou sealest up the sum, full of wisdom, and perfect in beauty. Thou hast been in Eden the garden of God; every precious stone was thy covering, the sardius, topaz, and the diamond, the beryl, the onyx, and the jasper, the sapphire, the emerald, and the carbuncle, and gold: the workmanship of thy tabrets and of thy pipes was prepared in thee in the day that thou wast created. Thou art the anointed cherub that covereth; and I have set thee so: thou wast upon the holy mountain of God; thou hast walked up and down in the midst of the stones of fire. Thou wast perfect in thy ways from the day that thou wast created, till iniquity was found in thee.” - Ezekiel 28:12-15

That shit is a myth if there ever was one

(Part 2/2)
“By the multitude of thy merchandise they have filled the midst of thee with violence, and thou hast sinned: therefore I will cast thee as profane out of the mountain of God: and I will destroy thee, O covering cherub, from the midst of the stones of fire.” - Ezekiel 28:16

These verses in Ezekiel are describing a "Cherub" (which is a winged Angel) who "Was in the Garden of Eden", and he is described as being "Perfect in thy ways until the day iniquity and evil was found in thee." So, this Angel was in the Garden of Eden in the beginning (like Satan), and he was glorious and beautiful (like Satan), and evil was found in his heart (like Satan). Gee you know, I wonder who this Angel might be... And if Satan is an Angel, a Cherub, then how is he ALSO called a Dragon and a Serpent? Unless of course these are words used metaphorically to describe his crafty and deceptive nature.

The issue is that most people who read the Bible seem to read it with beer goggles on. They can't tell when it is using metaphorical language and when it is being literal.

>The Serpent
>Lucifer
>Satan
>The Devil
>The Anti-Christ

Are those all the same dude? Or is it 5 different guys, like the Joker, Penguin, Riddler etc?

Get your damn scriptures right. Eve could eat the apple. God commanded MAN/HIM not to eat from the tree of knowledge and said nothing more. Man fucked up. Genesis 2:16

you need to read less

Everyone calls him Lucifer. In the Hebrew tongue, he is called Helel. Satan is the Devil. The Devil and Satan are the Dragon. The Devil, the Dragon and Satan are the Serpent. They are all the same person. The Anti-Christ is a man. He is not an Angel. The Bible actually literally straight up says this about the Anti-Christ. “Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.” - Revelation 13:18

"For it is the number of A MAN." The Anto-Christ is supposed to be just that: The ANTI----CHRIST. Jesus is said to be a Man, correct? He is called the Son of God. He is called the Image of God. "God in the Flesh" essentially. Well the Anti-Christ is his "Negative Version". Like an evil Superman. You understand?

Because you touch yourself at night.