We do.
We do
I keep the metric system down
I'm a guy, and I like girls.
Ask me anything.
I keep the Martians under wraps.
I have a really sexy 27 year old girlfriend who adores me. And I love her. But I still miss my 34 year old ex and call her regularly from throw away phone numbers just to be silent and hear her voice.
creepy
That’s creepy, pelaverga. Stop it, or I will call the police.
once when I was 13-14 my sister brought a friend over who had decently big tits, they slept on the couch in the living room and after a couple hours I peeked around the corner and jerked off to her
>be me, 12 years ago
>crush on co-worker
>at work party at someone’s house
>go to bathroom for piss
>put seat back down when done
>always make sure it’s clean
>open door, crush waiting to use bathroom
>she goes in, I wait
>2 mins later I hear a flush and she exits
>go back in and see it
>on the white toilet seat, one single pubic hair
>put finger on it, it sticks
>put finger in mouth
TL;DR got to eat my crushes pubic hair