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We do.

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I keep the metric system down

I'm a guy, and I like girls.

Ask me anything.

I keep the Martians under wraps.

I have a really sexy 27 year old girlfriend who adores me. And I love her. But I still miss my 34 year old ex and call her regularly from throw away phone numbers just to be silent and hear her voice.

creepy

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That’s creepy, pelaverga. Stop it, or I will call the police.

once when I was 13-14 my sister brought a friend over who had decently big tits, they slept on the couch in the living room and after a couple hours I peeked around the corner and jerked off to her

>be me, 12 years ago
>crush on co-worker
>at work party at someone’s house
>go to bathroom for piss
>put seat back down when done
>always make sure it’s clean
>open door, crush waiting to use bathroom
>she goes in, I wait
>2 mins later I hear a flush and she exits
>go back in and see it
>on the white toilet seat, one single pubic hair
>put finger on it, it sticks
>put finger in mouth

TL;DR got to eat my crushes pubic hair