> break up with girlfriend of 4 years
> only have 8 sexual encounters in the next year
> start sticking shit up my ass
> dildos, buttplugs, i ordered and payed for so much shit
> never been attracted to a dude
Am i a closet gay or just retarded and lonely
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retarded and lonely, welcome to the club, we've got jackets
cool glad to be here, small question, when the fuck does it get better?
How does it feels to get penetrated? Do you orgasm from it?
Only....only 8?
Dude, are you fucked in the head? You had eight in an entire fucking year? Is that eight different people? Okay, you are HIGHLY SUCCESSFUL compared to most men. You need to chop your fucking balls off if you are that successful and find not having more than that to be this painful, for you are enslaved by your genitals and should cut off the thing that offends you so.
i dont even know how to respond to this kind of degeneracy
compared to the hundreds of times u fuck a girlfriend u live with 8 isnt alot and the sex is mediocre. 5 different people.
junior in college i havent a girlfriend since sophomore year of high school -- girls smell your confidence or lack of within a mile of you. I dont mind it cause school keeps me busy - i couldnt possibly time manage a relationship and get above a 3.0. relax OP, ive actually been curious about prostate orgasms cause technically its masturbation. ur fine bro.
Whenever you decide putting things up your ass is gay and get back in the game.
eat my cock raw u degenerate fuck i never said I left the game I just fuck my ass while playing it.
You dont have that bad. 8 IS alot better, if they are different women, even better. You answered your own problem Yas Forumstard. You lack intimacy. You want that hot nasty sex you gotta find that chick that makes your dick hard when shes not even around. Get out of Yas Forums/internet for half a fuckin day. Read a book. Stop bitching.
I realize this is very uncommon but I have a fucking job, so getting off my computer to do shit is no problem. My problem isnt lack of intimacy, I don't want a girlfriend. I just want to know if I'm gay. How in the god forsaken everloving fuck does reading a book help me
>> never been attracted to a dude
you're not gay, nothing gay about fucking yourself in the ass, unless you're thinking about cock while doing it.
what he said, you have a prostate
Nothing wrong with sticking shit up your ass. I have a girlfriend and she knows that I like butt stuff and she's fine with it.
I mean I'm bi so there's that, but prostate orgasm is pretty cool.
And dont settle for the faker. If her toes curl and her pussy is wet. your in the clear. Oh girls lie too, they love to eat. Feed yo ho. Good luck buddy. Have mercy on your soul.
yep lemme stop mid sex to feel her toes
You were always gay.
Become one padawan. Then
>fuck her right in the pussy
you a bi boi
but i dont wanna fuck men, I don't even enjoy men in porn
You’re bored and lonely. Don’t let these niggers convert you lol
If i was convertible Yas Forums would have turned me years ago I think I'm good.
dude just fuck a man and stop bitching on the internet about your dumb shit, nobody cares
get a therapist and chill out
if u think me jamming a dildo up my ass warrants getting a therapist you are probably american
Does op like men?
Yes=gay/bi?
No=not gay
It's really that simple. Thers's people that cant decide what gender they are, this really is a pretty straightforward situation.
>Confirmed Faggot.
>only 8
Humble bragger
