break up with girlfriend of 4 years

> break up with girlfriend of 4 years
> only have 8 sexual encounters in the next year
> start sticking shit up my ass
> dildos, buttplugs, i ordered and payed for so much shit
> never been attracted to a dude

Am i a closet gay or just retarded and lonely

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retarded and lonely, welcome to the club, we've got jackets

cool glad to be here, small question, when the fuck does it get better?

How does it feels to get penetrated? Do you orgasm from it?

Only....only 8?

Dude, are you fucked in the head? You had eight in an entire fucking year? Is that eight different people? Okay, you are HIGHLY SUCCESSFUL compared to most men. You need to chop your fucking balls off if you are that successful and find not having more than that to be this painful, for you are enslaved by your genitals and should cut off the thing that offends you so.

i dont even know how to respond to this kind of degeneracy

compared to the hundreds of times u fuck a girlfriend u live with 8 isnt alot and the sex is mediocre. 5 different people.

junior in college i havent a girlfriend since sophomore year of high school -- girls smell your confidence or lack of within a mile of you. I dont mind it cause school keeps me busy - i couldnt possibly time manage a relationship and get above a 3.0. relax OP, ive actually been curious about prostate orgasms cause technically its masturbation. ur fine bro.

Whenever you decide putting things up your ass is gay and get back in the game.

eat my cock raw u degenerate fuck i never said I left the game I just fuck my ass while playing it.