Its official. I have corona. Pls help

You should also test for HIV. Maybe something positive will come of that and that'll cheer you up.

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No you don't... Nobody does

I'm pissed about this lock down. I was going to fuck this tiny little 19 year old girl from school and another girl from my gym but this shit has totally ruined everything

>test
>something positive
hehehehehehe

Kek I thought so! See every9ne should be eating their own jizz to stay healthy!

Kill it with booze. Over 100 proof. Just go get a bottle of bacardi 151 and drink that shit straight for a few days.
that'll kill the chink virus right and good

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