Its official. I have corona. Pls help

Its official. I have corona. Pls help

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I'm sorry man, stay hydrated. While awake, maybe small amounts of caffeine will help you feel happier but idk. Maybe sleep through it?

Just a hoax, don't worry.

It's alright, I had corona weeks ago. I felt horrible for like 2.5 weeks and now I'm fine.

no

if it's any consolation, a ventilator tube is like getting deep throated by BBC, so you should enjoy the sensation.

ur a meaner

I got it from kung pao o$ěŕ

Just kill yourself and speed up the process.

tyeah ill try but hopefully itlle be over quicklwy

meanie

I hope you have a painful death

adequate diet and exercise, you'll be fine

The stress+anxiety+hysteria is probably killing more people than the illness itself, but they get couted as a coronakill, which adds to those 3 factors and it snowballs into the shitstorm we have now. In other words:

Chill out, dickwad.

Go to one of the protests and shake hands / high five everyone in sight. We need this lockdown to continue as long as possible. Also make a cringy sign, add an ironic Pepe for bonus points.

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no its the fact that it fills up your lungs with mucus until you suffocate which i hope happens to you coofer

Op please do this

do you know when and where you possibly contracted?

I did not deny it's effects, I merely pointed out how thinking negatively can worsen an already shit situation, so fuck you.

Go to a ‘literation’ protest and cough on as many trumptards as possible ...for the good of our nation!

Liposomal vit C, 1000mcg every four hours
Vitamin D -- you makes this with sun exposure, 30K IU a day
Rillora, Candula, Elderberry, Rosemary -- protease inhibiting herbs, look them up
Quinine -- like in tonic water [chloroquine's a variation]
Green tea -- more antioxidant help
Vitamin A -- supreme regulatory nutrient for homeostasis, if this is low, everything else gets fucky and inflammatory response gets hyperactive/autoimmune disorders

Get well user

*liberation

Don’t worry fren, according to trump it’s like getting a little sniffle, or a hoax or all someone else’s fault.

Omg lmao

how bad is it? have you had it long enough for it to be impacting your life? what effects are you feeling? also i hope you recover! the recovery rate seems pretty damn good if you're not over like 50 years old, so there's definitely hope for you.

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And Zinc

Aren’t all those nutrients found in jizz?

Also Dont let them lay you on your back. Most of the working area of your lungts is on the back wall, so laying on your back when your lungs are filling with fluid is stupidity, your literally flooding the largest surface area. I dont know why Dr. are too dumb to reason this out. Also, dont get ventilated. Oxygen tanks have a higher success rate.

It's a fucking flu, you'll be fine
Just don't coof on your granpa

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Honestly, yes. Yes they actually are.

Not shitting you

You should also test for HIV. Maybe something positive will come of that and that'll cheer you up.

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No you don't... Nobody does

I'm pissed about this lock down. I was going to fuck this tiny little 19 year old girl from school and another girl from my gym but this shit has totally ruined everything

>test
>something positive
hehehehehehe

Kek I thought so! See every9ne should be eating their own jizz to stay healthy!

Kill it with booze. Over 100 proof. Just go get a bottle of bacardi 151 and drink that shit straight for a few days.
that'll kill the chink virus right and good

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