You look out the window and this is wandering around in your yard. What do you do?
You look out the window and this is wandering around in your yard. What do you do?
Christian Ortiz
Juan Hill
It got a nice ass
Juan Johnson
That's just Carl, he does that occasionally. probably wave hello.
Christian Green
Saddle up buckaroo
Jayden Lopez
send it back to israel
Justin Hughes
Brayden Harris
Bentley Murphy
What a magnificent beast!
Liam Robinson
Shoot it I guess
Colton Morris
It must be purged
Samuel James
hot
Jayden Price
bfg that mf
Owen Lopez
Make a rudimentary spear and grab a deodorant and a lighter.
I dont want my pupperino to die
Anthony Watson
I stay inside and watch intently and hope it goes away. Then I call animal control and hope they can either take it down, or distract it long enough for me to escape.
Grayson Morris
kill it with fire
Jacob Miller
Go back to shitposting
Cameron James
Start trying to roll quads to send it back to hell.
Owen Morris
Josiah Wilson
Jaxson Martin
I would spread my cheeks for our new Arachnid overlords... get on their good side early and enjoy a leisurely life as an ass gimp, not one of those eyepatch-wearing resistancefags dying in the rubble.
Xavier Davis
Let the other one I caught last week loose to see if they'll fight or fuck or sumthin. Then post pics
Levi Kelly
Hey Jeff!
/wave
Isaiah Turner
i would call Monsanto and tell them to stop it with the GMO food
Cameron Anderson
start jacking off probably like always
Aiden Foster
Take my pills, like always.
Isaac Gomez
Piss on it to establish dominance.
Ethan Ward
Say "THANKS OBAMA" Then going back to jerkin it to pictures of god emperor Trump and his fat chin.
Jordan Gray
Throw a pokeball.
Julian Morris
I would snort some fucking coke run outside with lube and let it mount me until my anus prolapses. I would let it impregnate me and become the vessel for its spider babies
Noah Perez
Idk I guess ill call the cops and just tell them there's some sort of creature in my yard then just stand back and watch as my yard becomes global news
Levi Lee
And a high five
Wyatt Lopez
Joseph Gutierrez
Quarantine has me so horny I would probably try to fuck it.