You look out the window and this is wandering around in your yard. What do you do?

hot

bfg that mf

Make a rudimentary spear and grab a deodorant and a lighter.
I dont want my pupperino to die

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I stay inside and watch intently and hope it goes away. Then I call animal control and hope they can either take it down, or distract it long enough for me to escape.

kill it with fire

Go back to shitposting

Start trying to roll quads to send it back to hell.

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I would spread my cheeks for our new Arachnid overlords... get on their good side early and enjoy a leisurely life as an ass gimp, not one of those eyepatch-wearing resistancefags dying in the rubble.