You look out the window and this is wandering around in your yard. What do you do?

You look out the window and this is wandering around in your yard. What do you do?

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It got a nice ass

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That's just Carl, he does that occasionally. probably wave hello.

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Saddle up buckaroo

send it back to israel

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What a magnificent beast!

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Shoot it I guess

It must be purged

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hot

bfg that mf

Make a rudimentary spear and grab a deodorant and a lighter.
I dont want my pupperino to die

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I stay inside and watch intently and hope it goes away. Then I call animal control and hope they can either take it down, or distract it long enough for me to escape.

kill it with fire

Go back to shitposting

Start trying to roll quads to send it back to hell.

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I would spread my cheeks for our new Arachnid overlords... get on their good side early and enjoy a leisurely life as an ass gimp, not one of those eyepatch-wearing resistancefags dying in the rubble.

Let the other one I caught last week loose to see if they'll fight or fuck or sumthin. Then post pics

Hey Jeff!

/wave

i would call Monsanto and tell them to stop it with the GMO food

start jacking off probably like always

Take my pills, like always.

Piss on it to establish dominance.

Say "THANKS OBAMA" Then going back to jerkin it to pictures of god emperor Trump and his fat chin.

Throw a pokeball.

I would snort some fucking coke run outside with lube and let it mount me until my anus prolapses. I would let it impregnate me and become the vessel for its spider babies

Idk I guess ill call the cops and just tell them there's some sort of creature in my yard then just stand back and watch as my yard becomes global news