Enter bedroom

This

Fuck yeah I could go for a frittata.

Wonder who dumped a vintage gas stove in my bedroom

tell her to gtfo out of my house or call the cops
then ask why her tits are so bad

Stick my head in the oven and turn on the gas

Based

Oh god she makes me hard. Do you know her?

personally? i wish

You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you son

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Implode in my pants