Enter bedroom

>enter bedroom
>see this
>wat ddo?

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>cook up a frittata on my sweet bedroom stove

What ever she wants, fucking gorgeous

Where is your coaster

do you wish you could stick your cock in here?

Take a few pictures, draw her.

Yes

Wonder when the fuck we moved the stove into the bedroom.

Jesus christ you two cringelords. Maybe you can go to kik and type out some sexy stories for each other to touch your lonely little dicks to.

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oh we have an artist?
you know about our competitions?

This

Fuck yeah I could go for a frittata.

Wonder who dumped a vintage gas stove in my bedroom

tell her to gtfo out of my house or call the cops
then ask why her tits are so bad

Stick my head in the oven and turn on the gas

Based

Oh god she makes me hard. Do you know her?

personally? i wish

You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you son

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Implode in my pants

you consider her attractive?

jesus christ you lonely masturbating retard
let it go

shoot her for trespassing

Dude, you are creepy as fuck. Stop posting.

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Dude, you are creepy as fuck. Stop posting.
jesus christ you lonely masturbating retard
let it go

Get extremely hard and start fucking the Playboy model bareback

nice. what about her?

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user we've chatted before. You've been on here for several years now, mainly posting this one. If you don't know these models personally, why are you getting off hearing about other anons wanting to fuck Playboy models? You know this either makes you gay or a cuck.

I'm not really in the mood to type out a story for you to jerk off to.

But if you must know, I would build a time machine just to fuck her.

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Sorry love, fuck off out of it, I don't do silicone.

Serious

>stove on bed
>getthefuckoutofmybed.jpeg

Check the other bedrooms