this bidets are incredibly messy and unsanitary
now you are sitting where other people splashed their shit all over the place
have fun with the sepsis roll of the dice
Why are you still "cleaning" your ass with dry paper in 2020?
Ian Taylor
Evan Brown
Take a spoon and rub some nutella on a carpet, now turn around and wipe it off with toilet paper behind your back.
Then do the same thing but this time you pour water on it first.
>faggot
Robert Cook
To do otherwise would be wasteful.
Austin Diaz
>Toilets are porcelain
Idiot
Joshua Edwards
I'll happily do a nice full enema rinse to clear my colon of shit, but having a stream of water shooting shit off my ass seems like a quick way to land feces everywhere. You'd be better to shit in the shower and just clean the shower after you're done so any spray of fecal material is contained rather than going all over and around the toilet.
Joshua Morgan
not him, but we have no idea what you are babbling on about with nutella, you fucking retard
if ur that fucking stupid to not even stay on point, no doubt you are an ass-splashy candidate for spreading who enjoys squirting his ass juices in a 360 degree radius about your asshole all over the fucking bathroom
idiot
Evan Long
Why do people waste water for that? we have bare hands
Chase Walker
This is why you wear two pairs of socks.
John Peterson
>lets a machine shoot shit up his ass
>claims he's not gay
>says he won't let another guy shoot shit up his ass because it's gay
>???
Xavier Edwards
You miss the point entirely. Like shit, nutella is full of oil (in this case, the world's worst oil for the body, hydrogenated palm oil . . . literally nothing worse to fuck up your health permanently, yet like all other things eurotard, you do it and claim you are better). While I agree that in your ridiculously absurd argument by analogy that wiping a glob of nutella off the carpet would not remove all of it, you are apparently too dumb to understand that your analogy proves my point:
1. The toilet paper will grab and remove far more of the nutella log from the carpet than squirting a small hose of water on it (which in fact will displace and scatter the nutella all about). Thus, the toilet paper wins in efficiency of removal and also has the added benefit of not displacing the nutella all over the fucking place.
2. Because nutella is full of oil, the water squirting will, again, do absolutely nothing whatsoever to remove it. Squirt that water all day all over than nutella glob and come back and tell me how much of it you actually REMOVED! In fact, use a firetruck hose. Splash that shit all over your living room. Return here and report how much shit you just splashed all over your walls and retarded eurotard brainwashed family. In contrast, the paper will in fact REMOVE much, but I agree not all, of the nutella. However, the paper will be less likely to splash and smear it all over than the water squirting, thus making less of a mess, not wasting fresh water, and not contaminating everything around it with deadly shit bacteria than can KILL YOU.
3. You are now a certified dumbass retard, also commonly known in the real world as a 'european'. Enjoy your half-baked mind-warped european education that leaves you and the rest of europe never inventing anything or doing anything useful except importing towelheads and rapists to take over your country while you suffer from declining medical standards but think that it is "free" (it isn't).