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like, three times in a row
sure win without fight
Whats the most effective way to win a fist fight?
Jaxson Brown
Camden Watson
>a gun
>hurr
Ryan Johnson
Depends on you and your opponent. Ideally, you should never fight. Even martial arts masters say that if someone were to try to rob them, they'd just hand over their wallet. Risk of injury isn't worth it. You could be killed or seriously maimed, or you could even accidentally kill the guy and go to prison for years and live with the guilt for the rest of your life. I know a guy who is a good guy, super solid dude. He got into an argument with some homeless guy, homeless guy slapped him, he punched him once in the jaw, homeless guy fell back and smacked his head on the pavement, and he was dead. My friend served two years in prison, and was never the same since.
All that being said, I see several scenarios:
1) Neither of you know how to fight, you're both nerds that had a disagreement. In this situation, neither of you know how to block a punch or take a punch, so just go on the full offensive. just throw haymakers at his head and face, explode with all your energy and hope it's enough to either knock him out or make him curl up in fear. Punch with your BODY, turn your torso with each punch, use elbows, swing like you're trying to punch through him. These are the only punches that do damage if you're not a professional fighter. Regular jabs will hurt, but adrenaline will make sure the other person doesn't feel pain. You're aiming to knock him out, disorient him by smacking his head around, or break something. People will tell you to aim for the jaw or the nose or the temple, but if you've never fought somebody before, you will absolutely not be able to place a punch with that much precision. Just aim for the head. DON'T throw any kicks under any circumstances. You don't know how to kick, it takes practice and training to throw a decent kick, believe me, you will embarrass yourself if you try to kick without knowing how to kick.
2) You know how to fight, but your opponent doesn't. If this were true, you wouldn't be posting here. Try not to kill him
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Matthew Wright
This, much of the time.
So know when to be expecting a fight and try not to be the person who gets caught off guard. Another thing I've learned while boxing is be cool. Keep your head and be patient. If you need to, shell up and if the person your fighting isnt too effective, like a few fights in high school or college some some shit, more than likely you can ride it out. Throw well placed counters. But even then if he happens to be a freak or your just a puss well...pick your battles, bru.
Elijah Martinez
Fisting them.
Gavin Reyes
you can't. you either get your ass kicked, or you kick their ass and get charged with assault. every faggot has a cell phone ready to whip out and capture anything, so its unavoidable you'll show up on camera
Luke Ward
3) Your opponent knows how to fight, but you don't. 90% of the time, you're fucked here. If possible, try to walk away while keeping some of your dignity intact. Say something like "Hah, I don't know how to fight, you'd probably kick my ass, doesn't mean you're right. Prick." and walk away.
If you NEED to fight someone that knows how to fight, you just have to hope you get lucky. Throw haymakers and swing wildly and get in close and hope you make contact with his jaw and knock him out. Try not to fall over when he sees your telegraphed punch and leans away from it.
After you get your ass beat, wake up with some dignity. When your friend wakes you up, chuckle and laugh and admit it, "hah, I just got knocked the fuck out, huh? He got me good, that prick" and go get drunk. Ask yourself what would hurt more: getting your ass beat, or getting your pride hurt by walking away from a fight.
Also, make sure you have friends around to make sure he doesn't keep whaling on you and kill you after he knocks you out.
Logan Flores
don't make it a fist fight. most people, especially the retards starting fighting on the streets don't know how to actually fight. they just take up the boxer stance from movies and hope for the best.
and what's one of the first lessons in kickboxing? if you have that stance you're going on the floor.
kicking the front leg from behind and below the knee causes the leg to lock up, throws the pelvis up and kills their centre of balance. or kicking their femur from the front hard enough will do the same. just look at videos of street fights, the winner is almost always the guy who kicks.
then when they're down, leave because fighting isn't worth the criminal charge or the risk of them getting one punch in that is lucky and cracks your skull open on the concrete.
Carter Bell
Jaxon Anderson
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