Whats the most effective way to win a fist fight?

Whats the most effective way to win a fist fight?

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Bring a gun

Hit first

faggot

Try to avoid confrontation at all costs but if that doesn't work swing hard. Swing first. Let all that bottled up rage explode out!!!! Fuck your opponent up! Pretend he just raped your mom in front of you.

Be the first to take them to the ground.

Punch and then keep them coming, don't expect a skinny faggot like yourself to get it done with one or two punches. Straight and unrestrained punches

Spinning back punch

A kick in the balls followed by a knee and haymakers always works for me

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Waaaahh

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Learn ground game, real fistfights don’t last and you’re gonna be on the ground within 30 seconds. Even just a little knowledge goes a long way with ground game.

fights suck period. No such thing as a proper street fight like in the movies. If you have no choice but to fight, give it your all and fight like a mad man. No one will jump in to help and most street fights go on till someone gets KO'd. highly recommend to avoid them at all cost but like I said if you can't avoid it go in like an LAPD officer on a minority

Brazilian jiu jitsu

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This but unironically.

Punch first, aim towards their jaw so there's a higher chance you knock them out

Pocket sand to the eyes. Hard kick to groin. Wind up and aim for tip of jaw. Tackle. Punch until limp. In that order.

Don't be afraid to take a shot in the head. When both sides are afraid it winds up looking like a girly slap fight. Unless the other guy knows what he's doing, he probably can't hit you hard enough to really hurt you. Risk a tap on the cheekbone to get in a couple of solid shots.

Bring several friends with you.

discombobulate
like, three times in a row
sure win without fight

>a gun
>hurr

Depends on you and your opponent. Ideally, you should never fight. Even martial arts masters say that if someone were to try to rob them, they'd just hand over their wallet. Risk of injury isn't worth it. You could be killed or seriously maimed, or you could even accidentally kill the guy and go to prison for years and live with the guilt for the rest of your life. I know a guy who is a good guy, super solid dude. He got into an argument with some homeless guy, homeless guy slapped him, he punched him once in the jaw, homeless guy fell back and smacked his head on the pavement, and he was dead. My friend served two years in prison, and was never the same since.

All that being said, I see several scenarios:

1) Neither of you know how to fight, you're both nerds that had a disagreement. In this situation, neither of you know how to block a punch or take a punch, so just go on the full offensive. just throw haymakers at his head and face, explode with all your energy and hope it's enough to either knock him out or make him curl up in fear. Punch with your BODY, turn your torso with each punch, use elbows, swing like you're trying to punch through him. These are the only punches that do damage if you're not a professional fighter. Regular jabs will hurt, but adrenaline will make sure the other person doesn't feel pain. You're aiming to knock him out, disorient him by smacking his head around, or break something. People will tell you to aim for the jaw or the nose or the temple, but if you've never fought somebody before, you will absolutely not be able to place a punch with that much precision. Just aim for the head. DON'T throw any kicks under any circumstances. You don't know how to kick, it takes practice and training to throw a decent kick, believe me, you will embarrass yourself if you try to kick without knowing how to kick.

2) You know how to fight, but your opponent doesn't. If this were true, you wouldn't be posting here. Try not to kill him

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This, much of the time.
So know when to be expecting a fight and try not to be the person who gets caught off guard. Another thing I've learned while boxing is be cool. Keep your head and be patient. If you need to, shell up and if the person your fighting isnt too effective, like a few fights in high school or college some some shit, more than likely you can ride it out. Throw well placed counters. But even then if he happens to be a freak or your just a puss well...pick your battles, bru.

Fisting them.

you can't. you either get your ass kicked, or you kick their ass and get charged with assault. every faggot has a cell phone ready to whip out and capture anything, so its unavoidable you'll show up on camera

3) Your opponent knows how to fight, but you don't. 90% of the time, you're fucked here. If possible, try to walk away while keeping some of your dignity intact. Say something like "Hah, I don't know how to fight, you'd probably kick my ass, doesn't mean you're right. Prick." and walk away.

If you NEED to fight someone that knows how to fight, you just have to hope you get lucky. Throw haymakers and swing wildly and get in close and hope you make contact with his jaw and knock him out. Try not to fall over when he sees your telegraphed punch and leans away from it.

After you get your ass beat, wake up with some dignity. When your friend wakes you up, chuckle and laugh and admit it, "hah, I just got knocked the fuck out, huh? He got me good, that prick" and go get drunk. Ask yourself what would hurt more: getting your ass beat, or getting your pride hurt by walking away from a fight.

Also, make sure you have friends around to make sure he doesn't keep whaling on you and kill you after he knocks you out.

don't make it a fist fight. most people, especially the retards starting fighting on the streets don't know how to actually fight. they just take up the boxer stance from movies and hope for the best.
and what's one of the first lessons in kickboxing? if you have that stance you're going on the floor.

kicking the front leg from behind and below the knee causes the leg to lock up, throws the pelvis up and kills their centre of balance. or kicking their femur from the front hard enough will do the same. just look at videos of street fights, the winner is almost always the guy who kicks.

then when they're down, leave because fighting isn't worth the criminal charge or the risk of them getting one punch in that is lucky and cracks your skull open on the concrete.

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Get past his guard and go for the throat.

shoot the other person

4) If this fight isn't a point of pride, like people shit talking, and if this is a fight for your life, or if some guy is about to leave you for dead or try to rape your girl, then fight dirty.

Put your hands up in a boxing position, like you're going to fight in a normal way. Then as soon as you're close enough, grapple so he can't punch you, bite him as hard as you can and don't let go, grab his skull and drive your thumbs as hard as you can into his eyes. Dig your nails into his eyeballs and try to gouge them out. If you can't reach his eyes, grab his balls. Squeeze and rip those fuckers off. I guarantee you, the toughest motherfucker in the world will be fetal and crying if you get a good grip on his balls. Try your hardest to rip those fuckers right off his body. Also, don't forget to headbutt. If you're on top of him, slam your forehead against his face, the middle of the face is softer than the forehead.

Also I forgot to mention, clench your jaw as hard as you can. It reduces the chances of you getting knocked out if you're hit in the jaw, and reduces the chances of your jaw breaking.

Speed and explosion is everything. Get him hurt and incapacitated before he has a chance to do ANYTHING.