Be me

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I'm pretty sure my boss did this but with hot ass server bitches at a restaurant.

I see, I assumed you were dumber

Post timestamp for proof with some shoes

This is the lulzyest shit

The wording of this seems like trolling. If not, thank you for giving me another reason why I'm glad people like you aren't allowed to walk around and hopefully will die. This is like when you see a girl bragging about cheating on her boyfriend, and it makes you not want to be in a relationship, except with children.

They're shoes man, second to a pair of balls, the feet are possibly the most grotesque part of the human body.

Buy them all new shorts and sports panties. Then you'll have something.

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ALL parts of a woman (not child like OP is saying) are to be treasured. You just aren't that into women, and that's fine, go ride a bike or like read an article?

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