>be me
>Coach under 15 girls soccer team
>Buy them all new 100$ soccer Boots because I'm a great coach
>Tell them to throw out their old boots into the garbage bag they won't need them anymore.
>They all love me for being the best coach ever
>Mfw I have 20 pairs of sweaty used under 15 year old white girl soccer Boots at my home
1500 for some smelly shoes. You moron.
2000$ you brainlet. And worth every cent.
Tbh there's only certain ones I sniff, I made a mental note of the cutest girls with the best feet and which shoes were there's, but I couldn't go buying just them new boots
So jealous..
how would you know which shoes are from the hottest girls, dumb
Because of the brand, laces, scuffs, size. I made notes of which pair belongs to who, use your brain
Christ dude
How hard is pp?
kys
Pp must be v hard
I'm pretty sure my boss did this but with hot ass server bitches at a restaurant.
I see, I assumed you were dumber
Post timestamp for proof with some shoes
This is the lulzyest shit
The wording of this seems like trolling. If not, thank you for giving me another reason why I'm glad people like you aren't allowed to walk around and hopefully will die. This is like when you see a girl bragging about cheating on her boyfriend, and it makes you not want to be in a relationship, except with children.
They're shoes man, second to a pair of balls, the feet are possibly the most grotesque part of the human body.
Buy them all new shorts and sports panties. Then you'll have something.
ALL parts of a woman (not child like OP is saying) are to be treasured. You just aren't that into women, and that's fine, go ride a bike or like read an article?
Yes because everyone must have the same preferences and tastes as you..
I swear more and more everyday my faith in humanity dies a little.
This is why everyone hates foot fags.
Fake, even though if this is real, the you're kind of retarded, they look up to you and your jerk off to the smell of their feet, think about your life choices user...
Pics of shoe stash or it didn't happen
Why does them looking up to him have anything to with his sexual kinks/desires?
>pedo footfags
I'm waiting for the merciful meteor that's going to make us extinct
Crop out the Megan Fox thumb and this is quality footpussy
Wow, that's new.
Not even that user, but if you're so oblivious of human nature you're pretty much doomed out there.
Nobody gives, gave or will give a fuck about you and what you think about the specimen you belong to. There are billions of us, just same as you, that are going to fill the pathetic void your existance would leave no matter what you do or think.
You insignificant stupid peasant, stfu and go to lereddit.
Silence pedofag
based
Most entertaining bait story of the day.
T I M E S T A M P
please