Does Yas Forums have any tips on getting grils pregnant? Serious thread here - I'm 48 and don't have any kids...

I sneeze and my wife gets preggo. Idk but we've had 2 kids and 2 abortions, seems really easy for us. I was going to get a vasectomy this month, but have to put it off until after this virus

Just drop a load in her every day you can. More than once if possible. That's all my ex and I did when we were in the baby zone.

Get on it, nut, and repeat.

Nice one, bro. Well, I hear you on all that. I'd just love to make it happen ASAP. Don't really want to have a kid in my 70s when I could drop dead any day. I'd like to still be relatively young when the kid is heading off to college.

So, in light of that desire, I'm just trying to take realistic steps to increase odds of a pregnancy sooner rather than later.

Ovulation strips. She dip the paper in pee and if it's a certain color it's sexy time

There’s a few apps that date when her ovulation is due. You enter when she has her period and it will calculate when she’s ovulating

... You're 48 years old and asking for advice on how to knock up a woman on Yas Forums, which is filled with kv neckbeards, Supreme gentlemen, and 14 year olds. You need to really think about your life bro.

Try Flo. It’s an app where she can log her periods and it will help her predict her irregular periods and when she will ovulate.

Too old, let me do it for you, I will fill your wife cunt with my quality jizz.

Bruh

Get her away from anything causing her stress. Female body is amazing in that it will automatically know when it's a shit time to bring a kid into a family. We moved city to get away from the stress my Mrs was under. She fell pregnant a month after the move. Oh yeah, and fuck as often as possible - no anal. Anal doesn't work no matter how much you practice.