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Why the fuck do we still use plates? They are a waste of both time and resources to create and maintain. Now...
Juan Green
Charles Johnson
For Corona month I will be eating off my table exclusively
Thanks OP
Juan Price
Let me know how it goes, make sure to disinfect
Eli Edwards
You're not going far enough with this. Honestly, agriculture was a huge mistake.
Josiah Johnson
>The big procelain industry
Lmao are you running out of things to fight?
How about this: get rid of your toilet, shit in a hole in your yard. That'll show the big porcelain industry.
For your next crusade: the large plumbing corporations, throw away your sink and just use your dick instead. Piss on your table, add a bit of dish soap and you'll be ready to throw your cassoulet right on there to eat with your hands and possibly your forehead, gotta get creative to fight civilization and manners trying to hold you down.
Hudson Johnson
That dude here. Just tryna spread peace. Be well.
Aaron Martin
>Porcelain
Jeremiah Price
Like I said my man, you're free to make your own choices, I can't begrudge you for that.
Logan Ward
And here we have it folks. The final stage of internet cancer. During this stage, the victim develops completely pointless and excessive opinions. As this stage progresses, the victim will go from the “shitposting” mentality, to the “crusader” mentality. In the end, the infected will perform a series of reality checks, to confirm their actions and purpose. This will inevitably result in an a suicide attempt, sometimes livestream. Lets all pray for OP, guys.
Grayson Mitchell
You’re misinterpreting me
Toilets and basins are like bowls—they serve the purpose of holding liquid, and do so admirably.
Plates, however, are the unused scraps of the industry’s greater designs, like the chicken nugget, but chicken nuggets still provide sustenance. If plates were never created, the human race would have lost nothing. Fuck you, I will eat on the tree stump in my backyard naked.