Why the fuck do we still use plates? They are a waste of both time and resources to create and maintain. Now, I know what you’re gonna ask: “user, you Yas Forumstard-poisoned faggot, where else are we gonna put our food?” I’ll tell you where: on the fucking table. If you can’t wipe off your fucking table after a meal but can somehow spare enough energy to wash every fucking dish, society has irreversibly ruined your psyche. Bowls serve a proper fucking purpose. Plates are their bastard children.
Why the fuck do we still use plates? They are a waste of both time and resources to create and maintain. Now...
Matthew Cook
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Justin Murphy
> Buy table
> knife cuts table
> germs everywhere
> have to buy new table
You got the right spirit, though
Anthony Wood
Yo, nobody is twisting your arm. Don't buy plates if you don't want to. Also, if you want the respect to live your life the way you want, you should afford that same respect to others. Lighten up a little. Be well, friend.
Caleb James
Also, disposable plates exist, so that's an idea.
Cooper Flores
You’re so fucking positive, holy shit
Never let the Big Porcelain industry corrupt your optimism
Tyler Gomez
>wipe the table
It’s not that simple. What do you expect people to do with their food scraps and used napkins? Pick it all up with their hands and carry it to the garbage? ...then use the soap and water that would be used to clean the dishes to clean their grubby hands instead? I wish you would reconsider is all I’m saying
Landon Hall
If you’re just going to throw them away, why even have them? Save the money, save the environment, save society from itself. The only fucking styroplastic plates allowed in my household are ZooPlates.
Lucas Miller
That would be fun. Eating off a table sounds great.
Lincoln Hughes
Wrap the food scraps in the napkin, you barbarian
But yes, that’s what I’m saying and no, I won’t reconsider
Justin Martinez
Juan Green
Based
Charles Johnson
For Corona month I will be eating off my table exclusively
Thanks OP
Juan Price
Let me know how it goes, make sure to disinfect
Eli Edwards
You're not going far enough with this. Honestly, agriculture was a huge mistake.
Josiah Johnson
>The big procelain industry
Lmao are you running out of things to fight?
How about this: get rid of your toilet, shit in a hole in your yard. That'll show the big porcelain industry.
For your next crusade: the large plumbing corporations, throw away your sink and just use your dick instead. Piss on your table, add a bit of dish soap and you'll be ready to throw your cassoulet right on there to eat with your hands and possibly your forehead, gotta get creative to fight civilization and manners trying to hold you down.
Hudson Johnson
That dude here. Just tryna spread peace. Be well.
Aaron Martin
>Porcelain
Jeremiah Price
Like I said my man, you're free to make your own choices, I can't begrudge you for that.
Logan Ward
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Grayson Mitchell
You’re misinterpreting me
Toilets and basins are like bowls—they serve the purpose of holding liquid, and do so admirably.
Plates, however, are the unused scraps of the industry’s greater designs, like the chicken nugget, but chicken nuggets still provide sustenance. If plates were never created, the human race would have lost nothing. Fuck you, I will eat on the tree stump in my backyard naked.
Gavin Gonzalez
Amen and godspeed
Jackson Clark
Mass-produced glass and porcelain plates are despicable. Perversions of an art
Levi Mitchell
You want me to stream it, don’t you
I see through you Big Dinnerware
Carson Wright
Try cutting steak in a bowl. Try cutting that same steak directly on your wooden table without ruining said table. I'm pretty sure that without plates, humans would have lost a lot of good tables.
Daniel Reyes
>Mass-produced
Blow it out your ass, then.
Oliver Wood
Mass-produced? More like ass--produced. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Gabriel Lewis
If you can do it on a cutting board (essentially the same thing without supporting Porcelain) you can do it on a table
Kayden Ramirez
Maybe I will, then
>:(
Austin Wright
His point is tables are big, heavy and rather difficult to replace financially. Or in terms of time and effort spent making a new table. A cutting board is a step in the right direction but it's essentially a less convenient wooden plate.
Good luck, glassblowing should be rather enjoyable from what I've seen.
Elijah Brown
What about the big wood industry?
Anthony Adams
Doesn't that just transform a perfectly good table into an offensively oversized plate?
Ian Cox
If I cut my steak so ravenously that it leaves scars in my table, I will wear them as badges of pride—of course, that isn’t a view everyone shares.
Thank you for the good wishes, I may update in the future
Jordan Rivera
I trust the Lorax to handle a business properly
Nicholas Harris
My God...
Lucas Lopez
You're gonna wear your table?
Godspeed.
Jack Gutierrez
>If I cut my steak so ravenously that it leaves scars in my table, I will wear them as badges of pride—of course, that isn’t a view everyone shares.
No, even small and otherwise not very noticeable cuts will eventually lead to various food remnants not being cleaned out of them in full. This, in turn, will lead to bacteria breeding there. Tables are rather unwieldy when it comes to washing regularly. Think of a plate as of a table downsized for easier handling and made from a material more resistant to cuts and scratches.
Nathan Mitchell
Why use tables. Eat on the floor. In fact, go outside and eat on the dirt. Now you're a nigger.
Noah Reed
>zoo plates
my nigga
Zachary Barnes
OP's roommate told him to wash dishes and got pissed
Joseph Bennett
sage and based OP
Blake Jenkins
A fair point...perhaps a thick, homemade (or at the very least community made) tablecloth could alleviate this? It would also benefit the cleanup process, as it would be easier to dispose of scrap and wash afterward
Jack Thomas
Shut the fuck up.
Benjamin Baker
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT. SO EVERY TIME I BITE IN TO A SUCCULENT STEAK THE DRIBBLINS IVE JUST UNLEASHED ARE GOING TO SLOWLY MAKE THEIR WAY TO MY LAP? OR, MAYBE I SHOULD EAT MY MEAT FROM A BOWL LIKE A FUCKING CHINAMAN? OP I HOPE YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY DROWNS DIARRHEA.