The bar is open user

The bar is open user

Come and drink with me, at a safe distance of course.

Tell me user, how quarentine treating you so far?

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Is this a black man serving me? I can’t have a black man serving me.

It's a dwarf, retard.

honestly quarantine has been pretty dope, I rediscovered my love of being alone at home.

Quarantine is basically business as usual for me. Essential services n what not. Saving money pretty well.

It's not. I'm one of the sacrificial lambs used to keep the capitalist funhouse running. I actually work for the Relay for the Deaf and Hard of Hearing. I just help other people bitch about being safe in their houses while dodging now two confirmed cases in my call center. Give me a triple gin and tonic, friend. I need it.

How do you like that? I worked at a restaurant for a bit and a scammer was def using one of those services to try and scam us over the phone.

Feeling kinda lonely, enjoying the time out of school, though. Can game more.

I’m not doing as much as I could be, but it doesn’t look like I’m too pressed for time
As I say that, though, I realize I have no idea how much time I actually have left
Time to work on some origami tomorrow

Eh. The real calls are just like being a living phone line. You listen/read little bits of peoples lives and move on. Sweet stories, breakups, life and death. All of that.

Then there is the calls to big buisnesses, and the massive wait times because of covid. 45 minutes on average, 2 hours or more if your talking about social security. Thats mind numbing cuz you can't do anything while on call. Off calls i play my 3ds or read books or whatever.

And then, yes, we have the scammers. Which dosn't necessarily mean that they are not deaf taking advantage of the system. There was a regular out of a small town in my state that ran his pot and dope biz over his tty phone. Smooth mother fuck he was

Not much different from before, to be honest. Still out of work, still taking my s/o to her job, still drinking most nights, just less weed tbh. I'll take Honey Jack on the rocks if you're offering.

that sounds pretty cool actually. I think it is a job almost no one realizes exist. Are the people signing or typing? Can you not work from home?

Tell us some of your best stories user

Got lucky and scored an oz before the lock down and found a steady supply that delievers now. My wife and I are swimming in weed. Gonna roll me a joint to go with this gin and tonic

Old fashioned, dealer's choice.

My work has basically ground to a halt. Pulled in 50k doing specialty machine repairs as a small business first quarter, but had only one call today of some dude who needed to check a fuse. Felt shitty filing with the SBA for those loans, but what else can you do as a small business owner.

It’s a Colorado bar

Money was tight before all this shit started, then I quit smoking for a pee test for a job that has since stopped hiring. Wanted to do it legit this time, but I smoked up what I had before I quit.

All I have now is a garbage sativa cart that's >a year old and I need pain relief from rearranging my house.

Typing using something called a tty device, basically tones. There are also internet relay programs that many younger deaf people use and about 90% of the fraud calls come from.

They are working on an at home option but it wasn't looked at before because of the layers of protection all this shit has. Because of transparency and privacy laws, not even the NSA can have us record things or take any of our records (they have to tap the phones like normal, thank you very much). That being said, telling stories about the relay would be like three felonies or so...


Anyhow, we currently have two regular callers that are worth talking about: the trump whisperer and baby wife. Which one do you wanna hear about first?

baby wife for sure, but I am interested in both stories, lets hear em!

Super productive but super pissed cause some girl and I can’t hangout and I hate texting

Hate to see it bro. I'll ash one in your honor

Thanks homie. Make it a fat one. Gonna roll up a ciggy myself and check my grinder one more time before I pour myself a stiff ass drink

Baby wife: so named what calls his girl. All five of them.

He's some dude in an Oklahoma jail. Heavy ASL (Americal Sign Language) which has different grammar from english and if you don't know how to read it makes them sound retarted. Shit like "Me need bath take me" means i need to take a bath. It makes more sense as a visual language.
Anyhow, this guy is NASTY. Talking about how he's gonna lick the sweat from the folds of the girls cunt and all this nasty shit, and he calls them all Baaaaaby wife. We're talking like 19 year olds giggling while thier parents yell in the background kinda shit. Then they meet up and... Boom, never call them again. No idea what happens. He just finds another Baaaaaby wife

This is fascinating. So there is nothing that is off limits through your service? I'm sure you would have to report some kind of abuse or threats obviously.

So he actually marries these girls? They go and fuck him? How does he meet them? And how does he "say" baaaaaaaaby wife in ASL?

I wish I was in quarantine so bad.
I work at a grocery store in NY for a dollar above minimum wage right now. I've got asthma that fucks me up whenever I get any sort of cold/flu. If I get C-19, I'm a guaranteed trip to the hospital and my insurance won't cover shit. So I'll get fucked by that assuming I don't die to the flu itself.
I can't leave my job because I won't get unemployment unless I actually have C-19. I genuinely feel like every day is a gamble for my life just so I can fucking avoid ending up on the street. I'm doing everything I can to stay clean, but fuck me, working with 100+ people a day makes me think it won't help

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The Trump Whisperer is some crazy lady in NJ who calls some company every week or so, demanding that the relay HURRYHURRYHURRY to get to a live person, cuz we control how long we're on hold for christ sake. Then she escalates the call as fast as possible, demanding that she not have to pay a damn thing because there is a virus in the country. If they argue in anyway, she threatens to call the president on them.I

No really.

This is a weekly thing. She has screamed that people where anti american for charging her a 4.50 late charge.

One lady had computer issues and she said she was gonna get Trump to buy her a computer that works.

And of course, Trump is on speed dial to fire any god damn person that crosses her. Worse thing is it works. She gets her way 9 times out of 10.

pussy

FUCK YOU DIRTY POOL ASS FAGGOT

Just call her on her bullshit already

Nope. If we are connected to a line and they have not made a direct threat to me as an operator, there is nothing i can do. I relay everything. Swears. Sex. Threats. Slurrs. Abuse. I have done some shit, though I have been lucky and never had to deal with anyone doing open abuse on a kid. Might be worth losing my job over. But the rest? Whatever.

He types baaaaby wife. I assume he draws the sign out as a sign of affection. And i don't think these girls are his wife... Its a nick name or something.

Can't. Just a relay operator. Doing anything like that is breaking "transparency" and basically asking for a write up. Besides, she's a bitter, crazy old bat that doesn't have anyone and is gonna die alone.

Then make it personal and fuck with her on your own time?

Playing Xenoblade 2 on switch and chillin with my dog, she's on her lady time so she's moody, poor girl.

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That's wild. So they could be verbally abusing someone and you just relay it?
Any stories of you guys fucking with people and relaying wrong info?

Legal state? Fuck that piss test. If you were my homey I’d drop off a social distancing pack.
He knows what’s up. Similar. Saw this coming a mile away and now with my stimulus I’m copping a pound.

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HIPAA ain’t that strong nigga. The NSA? Give me a break.

And bring my work home with me? Pass.


Lets see, other good stories. oh, yeah, so relay is 711 right? We get 911 calls ever so often. Few years ago, a friend of mine got some 911 call and basically listened to a woman bleed out while waiting for the emt's. That was a fun aftermath

Get into the it field ASAP. Fuck that man you smarter than that.

I've got a degree in Electonic sciences. All that led to was dead end assembly jobs that don't want to keep you as an employee. Next plan is to try and get into programming or something

Whiskey 6 neat please, 12 if you got it.

Work for the DMV. Shut down because lemmings are stupid and cant follow simple rules.

Not going to lie. Going a little stir crazy but catching up on my shows. Playing Mount&Blade2 and some star wars rimworld.

Got booze, got weed, full fridge because unlike the lemming in the world I went to mom and pop grocery stores and stocked up.

Grab a certification and get going!

Ohhhh man I've got a lot to learn. I don't think I'm smart enough. I'm gonna give it one more shot and if it doesn't work out I'm gonna give up completely.