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try to not get bit somewhere sensitive right off. Grab a limb and try to swing the dog or pull. You want to break or dislocate something. Ideally slam that fucker's head into the pavement with as much force as you can. Use the shock of having someone actually hurt it to get away.

Brap

I go for the JOOCYest dropkick I've ever pulled off. If I miss, I'm probably fucked. If I land it, it'll look fucking sick and will incapacitate the dog.

agreed. Your non dominant forearm as the gambit. Eyes, testes ,throat and nose as primary attack points.

yeah. its going to go after your throat for sure if it can

depending on the dog. that would be tough

i actually had a pitbull grab onto my leg really bad one time. i managed to pull away before he really did any damage but i have a little scar from it. i was quite aways from home and it was late at night, i was bleeding pretty decent while iwas driving

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This actually happened to me....it tore off my left thumb before I broke its neck...
Bad day for both of us!

pics or it didnt happen

pet it under the chin and behind the ears and become the cute doggy's friend :)