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try to not get bit somewhere sensitive right off. Grab a limb and try to swing the dog or pull. You want to break or dislocate something. Ideally slam that fucker's head into the pavement with as much force as you can. Use the shock of having someone actually hurt it to get away.

Brap

I go for the JOOCYest dropkick I've ever pulled off. If I miss, I'm probably fucked. If I land it, it'll look fucking sick and will incapacitate the dog.

agreed. Your non dominant forearm as the gambit. Eyes, testes ,throat and nose as primary attack points.

yeah. its going to go after your throat for sure if it can

depending on the dog. that would be tough

i actually had a pitbull grab onto my leg really bad one time. i managed to pull away before he really did any damage but i have a little scar from it. i was quite aways from home and it was late at night, i was bleeding pretty decent while iwas driving

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This actually happened to me....it tore off my left thumb before I broke its neck...
Bad day for both of us!

pics or it didnt happen

pet it under the chin and behind the ears and become the cute doggy's friend :)

I jump on it, breaking its entire bone structure, which is due to me being a fat fuck.

Even the biggest dogs only weigh like 80-100lbs most men are between 150 to 200 lbs. You can easily out wrestle a dog if you are not a pussy. People who get killed by dogs are people don't fight back and just lay there and let the dog rip their throats out.

i killed a dog with a hunting knife once. i use to deliver papers years back in my late teens for extra money. there was a vicious as fuck dog at one of the houses every time that was never tied on. it scared the fuck out of me, it always came running. id always be swinging my bag at it and running away. i even got a complaint from them once saying their paper wasnt in the box. i said multiple times their dog was a problem. i took this hunting knife from the garage that my dad used for cutting deer at the time. i kept it in my bag. i think it was a week or two later after i got another complaint about the paper being on the driveway and not their box i attempted to actually go to their box and it came running full force (i didnt even realize he was out). i plunged the knife into it really hard. i must have hit it in the right spot because he stopped right away. died probly 10 minutes later. it was a big ordeal, to say the least

You could but dogs like pitbulls are known for biting on and just not letting go. you'd have to kill it before you bleed out

Step 1: Stick hand into dogs mouth
Step 2: Shove hand down dogs throat
Step 3: Dog lets go because an entire hand is down it's throat.

Never seen a crazed dog, i doubt anyone who ever had a dog would know that its all about how its trained. Heres mine tho, hes a looker. He hates cats.

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butchered that sentence. Those who never had dogs wouldnt know shit about their behaviors

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i posted the pic of my leg up above. i wouldnt call that a crazed dog, it was a stupid ME going first into my buddys house at night time. the dog thought i was an intruder. he went fucking ape shit, he was goin for the kill i managed to pull away before he ripped me apart. i couldnt go back in the house he was going crazy

thats a really nice dog house

Pretty sure most people know how to recognize classic signs of aggression. And the whole "how it's trained" argument is horseshit. 90% of "bad" owners are the ones who give their dogs stupid cutesy names and protest up and down about how their dog has never behaved like that when it does maul someone.

U strangle it. How is it going to remove your hands