This is the only correct answer.
WWYD if you were at the club and taking a piss at the urinals and this guy walks in, stand approx 18 inches behind you...
Bentley Bell
Adam Jenkins
kick him in the nuts. i don't care who you are, if you have testicles, getting them kicked hurts like a motherfucker and will bring anyone to their knees.
Jace Taylor
>implying anyone on Yas Forums goes to clubs
>implying Yas Forums isnt just full of socially stunted incels
Shiggy diggy user
Josiah Reed
>360
>falcon punch to the nads
>naruto run intensifies
Luke Brown
Came to post this, mostly aim for the face
Samuel Morales
Turn around and football punt him in his groin. If he goes to the floor, soccer kick him in the head several times. If he only doubles over, put on a Thai plum and repeatedly knee him as hard as I can until he goes down.
Samuel Garcia
You are bigger than that guy? pic or fuck off
Jace Price
turn around and piss on his leg too
Carson Murphy
Stab him, I keep a large knife holstered on my side pretty much wherever I go since it's legal to open carry knives of any size where I live
Benjamin Myers
Too lazy and I don't need to prove myself to you, but I'm 6'4" and ~240 lbs