WWYD if you were at the club and taking a piss at the urinals and this guy walks in, stand approx 18 inches behind you...

WWYD if you were at the club and taking a piss at the urinals and this guy walks in, stand approx 18 inches behind you, unzips, and starts pissing against the back of your legs?

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Kick his ass

This

Why do these threads ignore half of America is armed?

Owning a gun =/= carrying it on your person

Turn around and start blasting him with my piss

How would you do that's when he is bigger and stronger than you?

Turn around and knock his ass out then reassert dominance by pissing on his beard.

How difficult is this concept?

Check your stats again. We're arming the other half to shoot the Corona.

>yippee ki yay motherfuckers

I can assure you, he is not