WWYD if you were at the club and taking a piss at the urinals and this guy walks in, stand approx 18 inches behind you...

WWYD if you were at the club and taking a piss at the urinals and this guy walks in, stand approx 18 inches behind you, unzips, and starts pissing against the back of your legs?

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Kick his ass

This

Why do these threads ignore half of America is armed?

Owning a gun =/= carrying it on your person

Turn around and start blasting him with my piss

How would you do that's when he is bigger and stronger than you?

Turn around and knock his ass out then reassert dominance by pissing on his beard.

How difficult is this concept?

Check your stats again. We're arming the other half to shoot the Corona.

>yippee ki yay motherfuckers

I can assure you, he is not

This is the only correct answer.

kick him in the nuts. i don't care who you are, if you have testicles, getting them kicked hurts like a motherfucker and will bring anyone to their knees.

>implying anyone on Yas Forums goes to clubs
>implying Yas Forums isnt just full of socially stunted incels

Shiggy diggy user

>360
>falcon punch to the nads
>naruto run intensifies

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Came to post this, mostly aim for the face

Turn around and football punt him in his groin. If he goes to the floor, soccer kick him in the head several times. If he only doubles over, put on a Thai plum and repeatedly knee him as hard as I can until he goes down.

You are bigger than that guy? pic or fuck off

turn around and piss on his leg too

Stab him, I keep a large knife holstered on my side pretty much wherever I go since it's legal to open carry knives of any size where I live

Too lazy and I don't need to prove myself to you, but I'm 6'4" and ~240 lbs

I'd respectfully say to him "would you like to come back to my place and fuck my wife"

stab him a few times and run off. gg ez

Turn around, kneel down, and start drinking it. Either I'll end up with his cock in my mouth, or he'll be so weirded out that he'll leave

Doesn't matter. The training means nothing. The will is everything.

I'm 5'11" and 220 lbs and I will kill you

>WWYD if you were at the club and taking a piss at the urinals and this guy walks in, stand approx 18 inches behind you, unzips, and starts pissing against the back of your legs?
Probably report him to his commanding officer, as he is a special forces soldier

I'm 6'5" and 250lbs of pure rape the fuck out of you

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fat

>at the club
not be at the club because i'm not a fag

Are you retarded? Here's 5'11" 220# for your reference on strength, retard.

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This is the way

I'm 5'10 and 265. Shortest in my weight cat LUL