In 2016 I was in Mexico and got partially beheaded cuz of misidentification...
whats up with your hair?
No one would stop mid beheading. You got herpes or some shit.
Who cuts from the back of the neck?
I didn't even speak Spanish but one of them said with a thick accent "you're not the perra we looking for" and if I tell anyone they would come to my house these assholes had my wallet.
They got me in Tepito I was buying cheap ass weed and I had a bag over my head in a truck. They took me to a secluded place and took the bag off and I see ppl with assult rifles and a big ass knife I was bout to cry like a bitch lol.
Yup. Probably went to some discount HT clinic in Turkey and got a super fucked up strip surgery
I am kinda bad at telling stories do bare with me here
Nah I'm good actually. I got tested.
Cut himself shaving. One of those fancy 50 bladed razors