Give me your best retard stories

I don't know if this one was a copy pasta or if was serious

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I'm going to get this shit to page one just samefagging the fuck out of my own thread

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heres an up close pic

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this ones from fit, he goes to the sonic movie alone and starts an alpha male thread about it

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based autist standing up for the families to make the movie enjoyable for the kids

this one always hurts a little

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I don't remember what he delivered

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>burgercock likes this

I know delusional fat people are funny as shit

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