You're in high school and this guy comes over and slaps your girlfriends asshole

Most likely OP is a faggot. The girl is not his girlfriend but a crush. The big guy slapped her ass because he's probably her boyfriend or they flirt with each other

He would more likely protect her and make her a happy women than some NEET Loli fag who pretends alpha males are sexual predators.

So basically. I'd befriend the big man and ask him some work out tips and be one brothas...

he's on all kinds of steroids, he probably can't even get his dark hard to fuck his parasitic little social media slut prize

>Don't worry, he'll be on the ground crying anyways when he finds the head of his mother laying on his bedroom floor

It's 2020, If someone is really pissed of then even an6 year old 4 inch female can kill someone. I can simply kill him with my car, gun, knife, electronic supplies, axe, toxic, acid or whatever. Muscles are for pussy. Killing or hurting doesn't requires muscle. If I'm really pissed of I could easily just do like I'm scared and then hit him with full force on throat and he would die by drowning by his bloods filling with his own blood.

Faggot.

>teleports behind him
You chose this fate.
>cleanly slice him with my katana from groin to head
>his body falls from each side as i freeze frame where my blade sliced him last

will he crush eddie, op?

Honestly, I'm gonna dump the bitch because who goes around in public showing their actual asshole?
That's just a dealbreaker.

she'd be dead after that, there's nothing more to do

bro here in Tampa we'd gang this ape out and stab the fuck right in the lung. Lets see how this ape be tough now

How big is my gfs asshole though?