You're in high school and this guy comes over and slaps your girlfriends asshole

You're in high school and this guy comes over and slaps your girlfriends asshole.

What are you gonna do about it wimpy nerd!

>btw he is 6'9" and 220 lbs

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>Take a razor blade to his Achilles tendons

I guess coach Mike is gonna get a visit from mr Hansen

he's 400lbs you dumbass
6'9 and 220 means a strong wind could fuck him up

bring my glock and put two in his knees

>nothing personal kid

wow, right on the asshole? power move.

>thinking he could get within arms reach

220lbs at 6'9" would be a pretty spindly guy. I'll take him out at the knees and punish him in the ground game.

I'd watch this porn I'd love to see that little girl get destroy Ed by this monster

lol id fuckin swipe his legs and when he is on the ground choke the baboon out until his eyes roll back

Most likely OP is a faggot. The girl is not his girlfriend but a crush. The big guy slapped her ass because he's probably her boyfriend or they flirt with each other

He would more likely protect her and make her a happy women than some NEET Loli fag who pretends alpha males are sexual predators.

So basically. I'd befriend the big man and ask him some work out tips and be one brothas...

he's on all kinds of steroids, he probably can't even get his dark hard to fuck his parasitic little social media slut prize

>Don't worry, he'll be on the ground crying anyways when he finds the head of his mother laying on his bedroom floor

It's 2020, If someone is really pissed of then even an6 year old 4 inch female can kill someone. I can simply kill him with my car, gun, knife, electronic supplies, axe, toxic, acid or whatever. Muscles are for pussy. Killing or hurting doesn't requires muscle. If I'm really pissed of I could easily just do like I'm scared and then hit him with full force on throat and he would die by drowning by his bloods filling with his own blood.

Faggot.

>teleports behind him
You chose this fate.
>cleanly slice him with my katana from groin to head
>his body falls from each side as i freeze frame where my blade sliced him last

will he crush eddie, op?

Honestly, I'm gonna dump the bitch because who goes around in public showing their actual asshole?
That's just a dealbreaker.

she'd be dead after that, there's nothing more to do

bro here in Tampa we'd gang this ape out and stab the fuck right in the lung. Lets see how this ape be tough now

How big is my gfs asshole though?

Who’s Ed?

you tell us

No gf :(

relatable

sooo you're proud of the fact that you are too much of a pussy to stand up for yourself and you have to "gang" someone.
Cool cool cool

6'9" = manlet

Beat me to it

hes a decent guy, he would never do that

shoot him in the face.

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my god, cringe more, neckbeard?

nigga think he bulletproof?

as someone thts been bullied this shit triggers me. yeah id wait for him in the dark and just when hes about to enter the door to his house id run up to him with a screeching yell and push him towards the door and then run away. dont fuck with me ever again

take my girlfriend to the hospital and sue him for assault

say that to my face, not online. see what happens

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I'll swing like I'm supposed to even if I lose. My original post was more bloody and had me losing but you're never suppressed to back down.

thor wouldnt do that, he is a nice guy

how do you physically slap someone's asshole?