Hey Yas Forums I’m depressed as fuck and considering ending myself tonight, trying to keep myself busy

I already answered this one ya stupid nig

Wanna make like a romantic comedy, and find out how all of your problems can be solved by my penis over the next 90 minutes?

You should take a risk. I'm going to travel US once I get laid off in a couple of weeks. Take a risk and do something that would make you happy.

Yeah your dick would just be the comedy part, where’s the romance?

How do you have zero friends in what I imagine a very sociable occupation? None from middle school or highschool?

Yeah like what?
I’m a broke college student with no friends and a family who pretty much disowned me for calling them all assholes (which they are).
There’s nothing for me on this planet.

Whether you're laughing or screaming, you're still opening your mouth for it :^) I was thinking more of a stockholm thing, because 50 nos and a yes means yes and women love abusive dudes.

Appreciate the filthyfrank reference. But tits or gtfo

My parents shipped me across the country hoping to make me into something better, like that’ll ever happen.
I have what you’re probably thinking, which is acquaintances. I go to class, I go to work, I go home.

The only abusive dude I like is my dad thank you very much