Hey Yas Forums I’m depressed as fuck and considering ending myself tonight, trying to keep myself busy

abandon thread, attention is this way >>/soc/
oh and sage

so, how would you do it?

Nah I found that stupid lookin cat statue with the wrinkly balls in a museum at some point and snapped a picture
I’m a theater tech/stage management major.
And I wonder why I’m so depressed
I have a variety of ways. First option would be the good ol’ half hang. You can do it with a belt from your closet where you hang yourself and die via asphyxiation from your knees. Number two is slit wrists.
Horizontal for attention, vertical for results

lol you have no clue do you, sage

Aye mate I feel you. Sending love and compassion

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>theater tech
Any reason you got into that or just because fuck it?

Thanks mate I appreciate it
Send a razorblade and a bottle of vodka instead

ty ty, good pic exif, you guys making it too easy, sage

I got into theater when I was in middle school and stuck with it. I have zero fuckin talent for singing or acting or any of that fag shit so I went into stage management. It’s fun to be a leader sometimes but most of the time it’s just a chore

Are you gonna use a gun or pills?

I already answered this one ya stupid nig

Wanna make like a romantic comedy, and find out how all of your problems can be solved by my penis over the next 90 minutes?

You should take a risk. I'm going to travel US once I get laid off in a couple of weeks. Take a risk and do something that would make you happy.

Yeah your dick would just be the comedy part, where’s the romance?

How do you have zero friends in what I imagine a very sociable occupation? None from middle school or highschool?

Yeah like what?
I’m a broke college student with no friends and a family who pretty much disowned me for calling them all assholes (which they are).
There’s nothing for me on this planet.

Whether you're laughing or screaming, you're still opening your mouth for it :^) I was thinking more of a stockholm thing, because 50 nos and a yes means yes and women love abusive dudes.

Appreciate the filthyfrank reference. But tits or gtfo

My parents shipped me across the country hoping to make me into something better, like that’ll ever happen.
I have what you’re probably thinking, which is acquaintances. I go to class, I go to work, I go home.

The only abusive dude I like is my dad thank you very much

Have fun with your social experiment