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>Be me
>15yo betafag
>Meet a qt3.14 Stacy
>Start spending a LOT of time together
>Basically just watch TV and play Super Nintendo together (Yeah, it was that long ago)
>Been "dating" a few months, go to her house after school
>Looks like nobody's home
>Go to her room
>About to fire up Zelda when she suddenly starts stripping
>hellowhatsthis.png
>REALLY restricted childhood so this is literally the first time I've even seen a girl naked
>She asks if I want to play another game instead
>YES PLEASE!
>She lays out on her bed and tells me to strip and lay on top of her
>Do so
>Not sure how to sex, end up grinding my shaft against her pussy
>Eventually find the opening
>Both virgins so she's SUPER tight... dick doesn't want to go in
>Kind of scared to push any harder
>Hear a door slam somewhere, butthole clenches
>Feel a pop as my cock slips in... Stacy grunts
>Feels incredible, but I'm worried it hurt Stacy
>Suddenly hear someone stomping through the house!
>A wild Stacy's mom appears with a basket full of laundry, spots my bare ass on her daughter
>"GOD DAMMIT STACY!" she yells
>Drops the basket and backs out of the room at eighty-eight miles per hour
>Sit up and pull dick out
>Stacy uses her finger to check herself
>"Stacy, honey? Are you using a condom?" her mom says through the door
>...
>"I forgot." Stacy replies
>Hear a string of profanities moving down the hall and coming back
>Door cracks open and a pack of condoms flies through and hits me
>Awkward silence
>"Is everything ...going ...ok?" Stacy's mom asks through the door
>"It hurt a little." she replies
>Deep sigh from hall
>"Any blood?"
>"No."
>More profanities going down the hall and coming back, door opens a crack and a bottle of lube flies in
>"Use this on your vagina, and make HIM put on a condom"
>MFW hear her dad snort-laughing down the hall

Stacy's mom taught me how to have sex.
NOT as hot as the song would have us believe

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Anyone have the tale of Jessica?

I feel like I need a happy-cry.

elaborate a little more and i might remember

Was there when this was posted, was a great thread

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Fat user is depressed. meets a blind girl. they date and he stops being a human trash-bag.

Sounds familiar but don't have sorry

>be me
>chinese
>feel really bad about eating bat soup now
>have cough and fever
>must keep working at McDonald’s to support myself
>try desperately not to cough at work
>when I do people look disgusted at me
>feelsbad.exe

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YES! THIS!

reading... gonna bawl my eyes out, but it's the best thing I've ever read! I really wish it was real.

The one above with the happy frog. it's WELL worth adding to your collection!