I'm going to have my first street fight tonight, first time getting into a fistfight in general, what should I expect...

Use a heavy blunt object or fuck it..use a shank.
Make sure no body is recording it in case he wants to sue you afterwards.

Tf do you have a date with the person youre gonna fight or something? What are you, a faggot?

kill
what the fuck is with this fighting shit man

Just run away in the oposite direction dumbass.
If you really want to fight him, undress, he'll be disgusted and then try to rape him

RIP OP

absolutely don't blow up right away or youll be gassed so fast
throw jabs, don't swing. youll get blocked and look stupid, don't go for take downs,

Take some advice.
Fist fighting is never worth it. Ever.
Swallow your ego. Nothing good comes from fighting when there is a choice to not fight.

Just remember, on the streets there are no rules. Do not practice honorable combat.

>>OP after the first punch is thrown

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Be prepared to get hit.

Keep closing and never let him have a second to collect himself.

Learn how to counter punch.

Buddy slapped my younger sister and drew blood, told him i'd beat his ass into the pavement, I don't think the wololololo thing is gonna cut it though

This guys an absolute douche so I think i'm gonna floor him, I'm a pretty chill and generally well liked person so I've never been in a fight before, a few close times but I've always thought I could handle myself. I'll try to keep all this in mind but idk if i'll lose it in front of this kid