Why havent you joined Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints aka mormons yet...

Why havent you joined Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints aka mormons yet? Dont you want a good happy life with a white loyal wife without degeneracy?

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I'm waiting for a beautiful mormon girl to bring me back into the fold

No ancient fuck from thousands of years ago is gonna con me into believing their bullshit stories

Get a load of this guy.
>I'm not brainwashed hurrr durrr I'm a free thinker with only original ideas. Everything I think and feel is original.

Btw I was mormon for 16 years. Wasnt bad to be honest. Would do again.

Have you ever read the book of mormon? I have. It is not God inspired at all.

Neither are you fag but at least I'm not being conned by ancient fucks fairytales. Imagine being fooled by people from thousands of years ago. Couldn't be me

>Dont you want a good happy life with a white loyal wife without degeneracy

Nope. I want degeneracy. Make it a double.

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Because i dont believe in alien overlords or polygamy and i dont wanna wear that weird ass uncomfortable underwear suit under my clothes 24/7. Im convinced the mormon church just exists to generate new pornstars at this point, you guys are responsible for some of the best actresses right now!!

>without degeneracy
Idahoan here. We have more Mormons than Utah, and I can tell you that's fucking naive. Humans are degenerate no matter where they go on Sunday mornings.

Ex LDS here, enjoy being financially cucked by that cult for the rest of your life

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Simp

The word of the month is: SIMP
thanks for playing user, now go back

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depends. do you want a strict atheist GF or would you be ok with one who is just irreligious? The latter is easy to find in the USA as long as you're not in a fucking flyover state.

circular reasoning
how about a reference from the scientific peer-reviewed literature?

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I honestly hate that phrase but this is probably the most appropriate place to use it, your literally putting pussy on a pedestal en masse because of their fucking religion

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Try harder

>putting pussy on a pedestal

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Now theres some holy mormonism i want to see blessing my feed. The LDS church should really adopt the marketing strategy of these porn sotes theyd make a killing

It is a religion that was invented by one guy in the 19th century. This can't turn out well.

by a horny teenager who just happened to have a revelation involving polygamy.

Op sure gave up defending it real quick, he def scrolled down and started jerkin it to a trap thread. We dit it guys

>Dont you want a good happy life with a white loyal wife without degeneracy?
No, thank you. I want a wife with degeneracy.

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Kill yourself.
>saged
>hidden

because xenu can suck my dick faggot

That's scientology, mormons are another special kind of retards

nah they are the same kidn of retarded mongrelized dumbshit niggerfaggot.

i'm not picky, as long as she's not a whore or a jesus freak i'm ok with it

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Mormons have a secret trillion dollar investment portfolio

fake

I would be a mormon if polygamy was legal.

degenerate

>Mormons have a secret trillion dollar investment portfolio
false, it's only 100 billion according to the Wall Street Journal, The Washington Post, and other credible sources
It's the subject of a lawsuit because it's currently tax-exempt although no funds are being withdrawn for church-related activities

dumb fuck

A cogent and well-reasoned response®

want to try to say it to my face irl? ill fucking smash your face in kid

LOOK OUT EVERYONE!
We have an internet tough guy in the thread.

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address? coward

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joining a cult bc they usually hold conservative views
Talking about being lame...

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pussy

blowhard

Because I already have a loyal christian qt fiance. Bonus points she has social anxiety, hates people, was a virgin before me, finds niggers and mudslimes absolutely repulsive and is happy to cook for me and do all the wifey stuff.

Post pic of her or it didn't happen

Because I believe in the holy trinity.

I gave it a spin also, What pissed me off is that they track you for the rest of your life. Only mormon in my extremely small circle of friends. No contact with mormon families of churches for 8 years in any way what so ever. Moved to a different US State for a better job. Three days after moving into house, Knock on the door. "Hi Brother user, welcome to the Local Herp a Derp ward." (Ward is local church/branch/area.) Fuckers keep track of you, even if you havent had contact at all for a decade. No BS

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Lol keep being conned by 2000 year old fucks