Why havent you joined Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints aka mormons yet? Dont you want a good happy life with a white loyal wife without degeneracy?
Why havent you joined Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints aka mormons yet...
Asher Garcia
Leo Russell
I'm waiting for a beautiful mormon girl to bring me back into the fold
Jaxson Rodriguez
No ancient fuck from thousands of years ago is gonna con me into believing their bullshit stories
Chase Cook
Get a load of this guy.
>I'm not brainwashed hurrr durrr I'm a free thinker with only original ideas. Everything I think and feel is original.
Ryan Foster
Btw I was mormon for 16 years. Wasnt bad to be honest. Would do again.
Caleb Bennett
Have you ever read the book of mormon? I have. It is not God inspired at all.
Joshua Green
Neither are you fag but at least I'm not being conned by ancient fucks fairytales. Imagine being fooled by people from thousands of years ago. Couldn't be me
Mason Gomez
>Dont you want a good happy life with a white loyal wife without degeneracy
Nope. I want degeneracy. Make it a double.
Ayden Hill
Because i dont believe in alien overlords or polygamy and i dont wanna wear that weird ass uncomfortable underwear suit under my clothes 24/7. Im convinced the mormon church just exists to generate new pornstars at this point, you guys are responsible for some of the best actresses right now!!
Leo White
>without degeneracy
Idahoan here. We have more Mormons than Utah, and I can tell you that's fucking naive. Humans are degenerate no matter where they go on Sunday mornings.
Mason Wood
>rejects divine protection for cock and balls
Evan Gomez
You're conned by stories of dumbfucks from today. Congrats bud.
Ian Anderson
>divine protection
[citation needed]
Jaxon Walker
I mean my cock is real though and the alien gods arent
Colton Torres
Book of mormon bro. Look it up.
Caleb Butler
Fuck this thread convinced me to convert but i just realized i had a cup of coffee with caffeine in it this morning and now im eternally damned feelsbafman
Jace Green
oh you mean that one that they recall periodically to update it and take out the shit that doesn't age well? let's talk about those seeing stones m8.
Sebastian Adams
Aiden Morgan
seems like the only western women worth marriyng are relligious, which does suck because i'm an atheist.
Juan Torres
Juan Powell
Ex LDS here, enjoy being financially cucked by that cult for the rest of your life
Ian Hernandez
Eli Ortiz
Kayden Murphy
Simp
Sebastian Moore
The word of the month is: SIMP
thanks for playing user, now go back
Thomas Cook
depends. do you want a strict atheist GF or would you be ok with one who is just irreligious? The latter is easy to find in the USA as long as you're not in a fucking flyover state.
Jack Howard
circular reasoning
how about a reference from the scientific peer-reviewed literature?
Charles Price
Nolan Diaz
I honestly hate that phrase but this is probably the most appropriate place to use it, your literally putting pussy on a pedestal en masse because of their fucking religion
Cameron Russell
Carter Taylor
Try harder
Levi Williams
>putting pussy on a pedestal
Cooper Bell
Lincoln Miller
Now theres some holy mormonism i want to see blessing my feed. The LDS church should really adopt the marketing strategy of these porn sotes theyd make a killing
Aiden Gonzalez
It is a religion that was invented by one guy in the 19th century. This can't turn out well.
Nolan Edwards
by a horny teenager who just happened to have a revelation involving polygamy.
Landon Flores
Op sure gave up defending it real quick, he def scrolled down and started jerkin it to a trap thread. We dit it guys
Alexander Edwards
>Dont you want a good happy life with a white loyal wife without degeneracy?
No, thank you. I want a wife with degeneracy.
James Powell
Kill yourself.
>saged
>hidden
Carter Anderson
because xenu can suck my dick faggot
Zachary Lee
That's scientology, mormons are another special kind of retards
Thomas Stewart
nah they are the same kidn of retarded mongrelized dumbshit niggerfaggot.
Juan Hughes
i'm not picky, as long as she's not a whore or a jesus freak i'm ok with it
Austin Hughes
Jackson Stewart
Mormons have a secret trillion dollar investment portfolio
Easton Price
fake
Brody Turner
I would be a mormon if polygamy was legal.
Cameron Hill
degenerate
Connor Scott
>Mormons have a secret trillion dollar investment portfolio
false, it's only 100 billion according to the Wall Street Journal, The Washington Post, and other credible sources
It's the subject of a lawsuit because it's currently tax-exempt although no funds are being withdrawn for church-related activities
Camden Brooks
dumb fuck
Robert Anderson
A cogent and well-reasoned response®
Dylan Cox
want to try to say it to my face irl? ill fucking smash your face in kid
Noah Green
LOOK OUT EVERYONE!
We have an internet tough guy in the thread.
Andrew Sanchez
address? coward
Cooper Green
>
joining a cult bc they usually hold conservative views
Talking about being lame...
Liam Scott
GPS: 38.8961053,-77.0373627
Luke Powell
pussy
Kevin Russell
blowhard
Grayson Rogers
Because I already have a loyal christian qt fiance. Bonus points she has social anxiety, hates people, was a virgin before me, finds niggers and mudslimes absolutely repulsive and is happy to cook for me and do all the wifey stuff.
Jonathan Diaz
Post pic of her or it didn't happen
Elijah Powell
Because I believe in the holy trinity.
Tyler Howard
I gave it a spin also, What pissed me off is that they track you for the rest of your life. Only mormon in my extremely small circle of friends. No contact with mormon families of churches for 8 years in any way what so ever. Moved to a different US State for a better job. Three days after moving into house, Knock on the door. "Hi Brother user, welcome to the Local Herp a Derp ward." (Ward is local church/branch/area.) Fuckers keep track of you, even if you havent had contact at all for a decade. No BS
Brandon Harris
Lol keep being conned by 2000 year old fucks