I am a college professor. I eat shit. Actual turds of human feces

Do you ever see a person in public and think "Man, I'd eat the corn out of their shit..."?

Here come day boi! Oh shit, waddup?

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Thats fucked

Yes

No

what's the biggest turd you've eaten? ever come across one so large that you only ate a part of it? does it serve as a substitute for regular food ever?

Yes I am fucked up

How often do you eat poop?

You are very welcome, sir. I would love to see more of you enjoying yourself.